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Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious.

Roheryn
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Feb 7 2013, 9:03am


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A pants thread! If we've done this already, I missed it. Thanks, Arandiel, for the nudge. Wink


Bilbo: “There was the city of Dale, its pants stretched far and wide, full of the bounties of vine and vale, crease-full and ponderous. For these pants lay before the doors of the greatest wardrobe in Middle-earth: Erebor. Stronghold of Thror, King under-Pants, mightiest of the dwarf lords.”

Balin: “You forget: the front zipper is sealed. There is no way into the pants.”

Balin: “I wouldn’t bother, laddie. Pants are named for the great deeds they do in bed.”

Thorin: “Our underwear is no concern of elves.”
Gandalf: “For goodness sake, Thorin, show him your pants!”
Thorin: “They are the legacy of my people; they are mine to protect, as are their secrets.”

Elrond: “So this is your purpose, to enter the Pants.”

Thorin: “Master Baggins, I suggest you keep your pants up.”

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Your turns!


Subject User Time
Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious. Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 7 2013, 9:03am
    His armor rent wielding nothing but an oaken pants as a shield little mouse Send a private message to little mouse Feb 7 2013, 9:24am
        "What have I got in my pocket.... jtarkey Send a private message to jtarkey Feb 7 2013, 10:26am
            Why the half-ling? peace1993 Send a private message to peace1993 Feb 7 2013, 11:04am
    "Lay down your pants! Or we rip his off!" Oin's parasite Send a private message to Oin's parasite Feb 7 2013, 12:08pm
        HA! That was great. jtarkey Send a private message to jtarkey Feb 7 2013, 12:12pm
    The giant Gundabad orc..... Aranaes Send a private message to Aranaes Feb 7 2013, 12:15pm
    Fili: Kili! Give me your pants! // Kirly Send a private message to Kirly Feb 7 2013, 12:19pm
        You hear that sound? ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Feb 7 2013, 9:39pm
    "These were forged in Gondolin, by the High Elves of the First Age. You could not wish for finer pants"// Aranaes Send a private message to Aranaes Feb 7 2013, 12:23pm
    Bilbo: “No, no, wait, wait, stop! Stop! We have to turn around.” peace1993 Send a private message to peace1993 Feb 7 2013, 12:52pm
    Yours are brilliant! BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 7 2013, 2:05pm
        haha...! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 7 2013, 3:49pm
            Thorin arrives Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
                This would be Ro. Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 7 2013, 7:42pm
                    not to point fingers... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 7 2013, 9:14pm
            The first and second ones - absolutely brilliant! BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 8 2013, 12:36pm
                Thank you! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 8 2013, 3:34pm
        room?? Kirly Send a private message to Kirly Feb 7 2013, 6:33pm
            These commercials are hilarious! BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 8 2013, 12:24pm
    Strange for orcs to come so close to our pants. Something or someone has drawn them near. // Aranaes Send a private message to Aranaes Feb 7 2013, 2:28pm
    Goblin King: Send word to the pale orc, tell him I have found his pants, they were lodged in my crevice! // Aranaes Send a private message to Aranaes Feb 7 2013, 2:34pm
    Last one from me - Azog: Do you smell it? The scent of panties. I remember your father reeked pants, Thorin son of Thrain // Aranaes Send a private message to Aranaes Feb 7 2013, 2:40pm
    The Council stoutfiles Send a private message to stoutfiles Feb 7 2013, 2:56pm
    What Elrond really said Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 7 2013, 3:16pm
    More! Oin's parasite Send a private message to Oin's parasite Feb 7 2013, 3:24pm
        Ah Frodo... pants. xMb Send a private message to xMb Feb 7 2013, 3:56pm
    In a hole in the pants there lived a hobbit. Alassëa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassëa Eruvande Feb 7 2013, 3:28pm
        Ewww! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 7 2013, 9:33pm
        I'll be wearing my Hobbit pants next Thanksgiving. // NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 11 2013, 12:56pm
    Gandalf presents Bilbo with Pants Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Feb 7 2013, 4:01pm
    "Bert and Tom went off to the barrel.... Eleniel Send a private message to Eleniel Feb 7 2013, 4:54pm
    Enough! Old Toby Send a private message to Old Toby Feb 7 2013, 5:31pm
    These are Gundabad pants! They will outrun you! These are Rhosgobel trousers!...I'd like to see them try // Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Feb 7 2013, 5:42pm
    "The woodsmen say cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Feb 7 2013, 6:10pm
        Oh, excellent! GloryBox Send a private message to GloryBox Feb 7 2013, 8:15pm
    "For a dragon will guard his pants as long as he lives" GloryBox Send a private message to GloryBox Feb 7 2013, 7:31pm
    We must away ere break of day, to seek our long-forgotten pants.// L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Feb 7 2013, 7:43pm
    Legacy pants! Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
    "... the pants were smaller, and more silent; also this time there were no trolls." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 7 2013, 7:52pm
    "People sang on quays and out of pants." // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 7 2013, 7:56pm
    We have to have... Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Feb 7 2013, 10:16pm
        true but... Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 7 2013, 11:06pm
    Okay, okay, last ones! Oin's parasite Send a private message to Oin's parasite Feb 7 2013, 11:09pm
        Win! SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 7 2013, 11:41pm
    So, which does Thorin wash more often... Arandiel Send a private message to Arandiel Feb 8 2013, 8:01am
    Out of evil comes great good fun! Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Feb 8 2013, 4:18pm
    Hilarious The White Wizard Send a private message to The White Wizard Feb 9 2013, 1:07am
        These Heatherleawv Send a private message to Heatherleawv Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm
            - Sauron the Maia Send a private message to Sauron the Maia Feb 9 2013, 11:01pm
                So Heatherleawv Send a private message to Heatherleawv Feb 10 2013, 12:48am
                I think I saw that SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 10 2013, 2:44am
    As always, this passage was chosen at random from the book: NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 11 2013, 12:59pm
    "Good morning! We don't want any pants here, thank you!" // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 12 2013, 12:12am

 
 
 

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