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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 6 2013, 11:49pm

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If you swim with sharks, you're gonna get burned [In reply to] Can't Post

er I mean "don't play with me cuz you play with fire?"

this is a fun thread!Laugh

(no of course not the hobbit!)


Rostron2
Gondor


Feb 6 2013, 11:49pm

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I can already hear the sound [In reply to] Can't Post

of an IP address being blocked


andwise
Rivendell


Feb 6 2013, 11:56pm

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oh dear.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh dear oh dear oh Deary Deary me.......

Arrow....black arrow,I have saved you to the last.you have never failed me and always I have recovered you.I had you from my father and he from old.if ever you came from the forges of the true king under the mountain,go now and speed well


GothmogTheBalrog
Rivendell


Feb 6 2013, 11:56pm

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So, [In reply to] Can't Post

think this mushroombear has any reasons for all the hate?

"It was like a great shadow, in the middle of which was a dark form, of man shape maybe, yet greater; and a power and terror seemed to be in it and go before it." ~FotR


Magpie
Immortal


Feb 7 2013, 12:05am

Post #30 of 148 (709 views)
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no, please... [In reply to] Can't Post

we don't battle here on TORn.

Playful punning maybe. Ignoring, mostly.


LOTR soundtrack website ~ magpie avatar gallery
TORn History Mathom-house ~ Torn Image Posting Guide


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 12:18am

Post #31 of 148 (617 views)
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You are [In reply to] Can't Post

dangerous Shocked

I said this was going to be a fun ride.Wink

If he replies, this will reach hilarious level.


Not even bad taste Tongue

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 12:19am

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Excuse my [In reply to] Can't Post

fervent idealismTongue


I shall send my Rabbit Squad away...

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 12:20am

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If he actually means what he days [In reply to] Can't Post

then yes.

If hes a troll, just trolling for trollings sake, then no.

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 12:23am

Post #34 of 148 (610 views)
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Meow! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 12:25am

Post #35 of 148 (605 views)
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Love your [In reply to] Can't Post

avatar! I have seen some really cute Bilbo drawings recently.

Saw a Bilbo Le Hobbit pocketbook today at a bookstore.Smile

Ha, just discovered this website :

http://dirtyhobbitconfessions.tumblr.com/

Be warned, sexual innuendo.Laugh Now what would Prof Tolkien say about this? Unimpressed This hobbit craze is really reaching new peaks.

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!

(This post was edited by Lusitano on Feb 7 2013, 12:32am)


Escapist
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 12:29am

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This thread makes me want to play madlibs. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm __<adjective>, but I fail to see how this __<adjective> "film" is even remotely decent. Can you even call this __<noun> a film? __<expression>! It's a disgrace to Tolkien's __<noun>. A shameless cash grab __<noun>, solely for the purpose of __<verb> through cheap Lego toys and Denny's meals.
And speaking of which, WHY is it a __<noun>? There is simply nowhere near enough __<noun> to justify THREE THREE HOUR LONG "films" even with the added stuff from the __<noun>, which only causes an unbalanced tone and useless exposition.
Just __<adjective>. __<number>, and that's being __<adjective>. One of the worst "films" ever made, save for __<film>.


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 12:31am

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Thanks! :) [In reply to] Can't Post

It's not mine (I wish!), but cropped from a larger picture. Here's the link to the page, scroll down for the images(I like to give proper credit) :

http://nerdpipo.tumblr.com/page/3


'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


(This post was edited by Aragalen the Green on Feb 7 2013, 12:31am)


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 12:33am

Post #38 of 148 (587 views)
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Mmmm....Denny's....(NT) [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue

'"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.'


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 12:34am

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Youre welcome Aragalen [In reply to] Can't Post

Those are so infantile and Squeeeee inducing! Wink Love the individual dwarves.

Haha. The external drives drawing is hilarious and so true! Mad

"My portable external HDD was gone. it doesn’t work anymore…

and I lost my files-my portfolio for my drawing and works while 4 years-, movie, tvshow etc… even I didn’t back-up!!! "

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!

(This post was edited by Lusitano on Feb 7 2013, 12:36am)


ryouko
Lorien

Feb 7 2013, 12:37am

Post #40 of 148 (567 views)
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ooh!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for the link! They are all so cute! Blush


Eowyn3
Rivendell

Feb 7 2013, 12:59am

Post #41 of 148 (604 views)
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What can men do against such reckless hate? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


GiantMushroomBear
Bree

Feb 7 2013, 1:09am

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Tell me, now. [In reply to] Can't Post

When did speaking one's mind become trolling? Just as others have the right to express their love for the "film," I have the right to express my distaste. And I shall.
For one thing, why does Radagast the Brown have to exist? He is such an annoying, atrocious, despicable character. WORSE than Jar Jar Binks. And why on Earth is there bird feces in his hair? WHY!? There is simply no getting around the fact that matter excreted from a bird's rectum IS IN HIS HAIR!! I AM AWARE THAT THE HOBBIT IS A LIGHTER BOOK THAN LORD OF THE RINGS. THEY DID NOT NEED TO CONVEY THIS USING BIRD POOP!!
I believe that someone else mentioned that their friend wanted to kill all the dwarves. Yet, how can you want to kill someone who you don't know? This film doesn't know whether it's main focus is on Bilbo or the thirteen dwarves. It tries to handle both, and fails miserably, as both the dwarves AND Bilbo are all awful characters who undergo little to no development.


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Feb 7 2013, 1:10am

Post #43 of 148 (558 views)
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Menfolk can go off and do...something manly... [In reply to] Can't Post

We womenfolk can sit back and laugh. Or ignore it. Actually, the menfolk can laugh with us if they want, they just ought to put down their spears and swords first.

C'mon, have some popcorn.


Eowyn3
Rivendell

Feb 7 2013, 1:18am

Post #44 of 148 (568 views)
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I believe the use of caps is like shouting at other people. [In reply to] Can't Post

Not very nice.Unsure


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Feb 7 2013, 1:20am

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Is it dawn yet? [In reply to] Can't Post

*yawwwwn* I think I see the first rays of sunlight coming...

Still, nothing wrong with an early morning drink.

*glug*


Bombadil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 1:43am

Post #46 of 148 (528 views)
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Ro!... Dawn..Turned Into Stone...?. [In reply to] Can't Post

  

BraHHaaa...


(This post was edited by Altaira on Feb 8 2013, 3:17am)


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 7 2013, 1:45am

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indeed! [In reply to] Can't Post

Take the dwarves off the spit and put Bifur's pants back on. No breakfast here.

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.


Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Feb 7 2013, 1:57am

Post #48 of 148 (497 views)
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[crazy] [In reply to] Can't Post

Crazy

Vous commencez à m'ennuyer avec le port!!!


Glum
Bree

Feb 7 2013, 1:59am

Post #49 of 148 (600 views)
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??? [In reply to] Can't Post

How do you know there isn't enough material for three movies? Have you seen the whole triology? I think it's too early for complaints like this...


sevilodorf
Gondor


Feb 7 2013, 2:30am

Post #50 of 148 (588 views)
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Been eating too many giant mushrooms, bear. [In reply to] Can't Post

It's affecting your judgment..... especially avoid those in Mirkwood.

Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com




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