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NZ Strider
Rivendell
Feb 6, 11:44am
Views: 100
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The Arkenstone did adore.
But a dragon most cruel
Then snatched that jewel
To the great dismay of King Thror.
But Bilbo to Erebor
Then went through a secret door
And stole a flagon
From the hoard of the dragon
Which made the dragon to roar.
So the dragon left Erebor
To return there nevermore
For a sturdy yeoman
Called Bard the Bowman
With an arrow smote him full sore.
So Thorin in Erebor
Spent time seeking that jewel of yore.
But Bilbo put more in
Than did poor Thorin
And found it right there on the floor.
So Bilbo from Erebor
Then crept with his prize in store
To strike with Bard
A bargain hard
And wounded old Thor'n to the core.
As he stood in Erebor
Proud Thorin now bargained and swore.
For the Arkenstone,
For it alone,
He promised them mountains of ore.
But then Orcs at Erebor
In battle spilt Thorin's gore.
So Dain from the hills
Thorin's bargain fulfils
And now holds that gemstone of lore.
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Who's up for some limericks?
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Roheryn
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Feb 5, 9:07am
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Oin and Gloin limericks
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 5, 4:35pm
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This 'n that
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silneldor
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Feb 6, 3:31am
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*hearty applause*
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 6, 4:23am
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How very nice of you to say...
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SirDennisC
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Feb 6, 8:24pm
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LOL!
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dernwyn
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Feb 7, 2:52am
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King Thror once in Erebor
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NZ Strider
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Feb 6, 11:44am
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This were a good'un NZ!!\\
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silneldor
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Feb 6, 2:28pm
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Hah!
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Roheryn
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Feb 6, 7:59pm
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Lookit that!
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dernwyn
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Feb 7, 2:46am
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Hmmmm *scrunches up forehead in concentration*
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NottaSackville
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Feb 6, 12:54pm
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Here's mine (with a spoiler)
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tennie75
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Feb 6, 1:22pm
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One repost, one newbie:
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Ataahua
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Feb 6, 9:39pm
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