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Roheryn
Gondor
Feb 5, 9:07am
Views: 210
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Who's up for some limericks?
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Can't Post
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It's been a while -- put your silly limerick-hats on and see what you can come up with!
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When Thorin our passions ignites,
We fangirls together unite:
His smouldering fire
Makes us desire
A Dwarvish liaison tonight.
Said Bofur to Bilbo: “Since you’re
Our burglar you ought to abhor
This dragony thing!
Think furnace with wings!”
And Bilbo fell splat! on the floor.
As Bilbo his contract perused,
A paragraph turned him chartreuse:
The different devices
for burglar demises
Struck him as hobbit abuse.
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Okay, your turn! 
(This post was edited by Roheryn on Feb 5, 9:09am)
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Who's up for some limericks?
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Roheryn
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Feb 5, 9:07am
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Oin and Gloin limericks
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 5, 4:35pm
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This 'n that
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silneldor
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Feb 6, 3:31am
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*hearty applause*
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 6, 4:23am
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How very nice of you to say...
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SirDennisC
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Feb 6, 8:24pm
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LOL!
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dernwyn
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Feb 7, 2:52am
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King Thror once in Erebor
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NZ Strider
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Feb 6, 11:44am
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This were a good'un NZ!!\\
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silneldor
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Feb 6, 2:28pm
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Hah!
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Roheryn
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Feb 6, 7:59pm
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Lookit that!
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dernwyn
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Feb 7, 2:46am
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Hmmmm *scrunches up forehead in concentration*
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NottaSackville
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Feb 6, 12:54pm
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Here's mine (with a spoiler)
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tennie75
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Feb 6, 1:22pm
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One repost, one newbie:
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Ataahua
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Feb 6, 9:39pm
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