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Who's up for some limericks?

Roheryn
Grey Havens

Feb 5 2013, 9:07am


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It's been a while -- put your silly limerick-hats on and see what you can come up with!

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When Thorin our passions ignites,
We fangirls together unite:
His smouldering fire
Makes us desire
A Dwarvish liaison tonight.

Said Bofur to Bilbo: “Since you’re
Our burglar you ought to abhor
This dragony thing!
Think furnace with wings!”
And Bilbo fell splat! on the floor.

As Bilbo his contract perused,
A paragraph turned him chartreuse:
The different devices
for burglar demises
Struck him as hobbit abuse.

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Okay, your turn! Cool


(This post was edited by Roheryn on Feb 5 2013, 9:09am)

Subject User Time
Who's up for some limericks? Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 5 2013, 9:07am
    Oin and Gloin limericks Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 5 2013, 4:35pm
    This 'n that silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 6 2013, 3:31am
        *hearty applause* Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 6 2013, 4:23am
        How very nice of you to say... SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Feb 6 2013, 8:24pm
        LOL! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 7 2013, 2:52am
    King Thror once in Erebor NZ Strider Send a private message to NZ Strider Feb 6 2013, 11:44am
        This were a good'un NZ!!\\ silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 6 2013, 2:28pm
        Hah! Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 6 2013, 7:59pm
        Lookit that! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 7 2013, 2:46am
    Hmmmm *scrunches up forehead in concentration* NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Feb 6 2013, 12:54pm
    Here's mine (with a spoiler) tennie75 Send a private message to tennie75 Feb 6 2013, 1:22pm
    One repost, one newbie: Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 6 2013, 9:39pm

 
 
 

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