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So, you find yourself dangling from a pine tree...

Roheryn
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Feb 4 2013, 1:40am


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You angrily stride off of it through flames (leaving the rest of your Company dangling precariously), you growl and attack an Orc astride a Warg which swipes you flat. You get shaken and tossed (but no one tosses a Dwarf!) unceremoniously onto a rock, and then you nearly get beheaded by a runty Orc. The flames are shooting high in the trees, other Orcs and Wargs are circling; it's night. You're nearly unconscious, but manage to see a Halfling save you from the runty Orc just before everything goes black. Seconds later (so it seems), you open your eyes to a wizard standing over you, it's dawn, and you're on top of a giant pinnacle of rock that looks (though you may not realize it) like a giant bear's head. No Orcs in sight, let alone flaming pine trees. Surely you didn't get up top there on your own power.

So...wouldn't your first burning thought be..."How the f*** did I get up here, and is everyone else safe and with me?" Granted, you do ask about the Halfling's safety, but wouldn't it cross your mind to ask what's happened in the last, oh, say, 8 hours?

Just curious. What would *your* first thoughts be?

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So, you find yourself dangling from a pine tree... Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Feb 4 2013, 1:40am
    "Saint Peter looks an awful lot like Gandalf the Grey." / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 4 2013, 1:45am
    "Where's my sword?!" Kimtc Send a private message to Kimtc Feb 4 2013, 1:54am
    Where's my Oakenshield? GloryBox Send a private message to GloryBox Feb 4 2013, 2:19am
    D**n it wasn't all just a bad dream// sevilodorf Send a private message to sevilodorf Feb 4 2013, 2:22am
    Hair still looks good? Yva Send a private message to Yva Feb 4 2013, 2:58am
        :D Súlimë Send a private message to Súlimë Feb 4 2013, 5:54am
        It worked for O Brother Where Art Thou! Brandybuckled Send a private message to Brandybuckled Feb 4 2013, 7:19pm
            Perhaps off subject but prob. otheres have mused also oncefaster Send a private message to oncefaster Feb 4 2013, 7:30pm
    I think I remember Eowyn3 Send a private message to Eowyn3 Feb 4 2013, 3:20am
    Limbs still attached? Angharad73 Send a private message to Angharad73 Feb 4 2013, 5:24am
    I hope no-one saw my undies // Starling Send a private message to Starling Feb 4 2013, 5:55am
    Thorin's first words Old Toby Send a private message to Old Toby Feb 4 2013, 7:21am
        ROFL! Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Feb 5 2013, 1:45am
        Oh, very good! GloryBox Send a private message to GloryBox Feb 5 2013, 6:01am
    *checks pockets to see if change fell out* grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 4 2013, 10:34am
    Why does no-one ask any questions?! QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Feb 4 2013, 6:00pm
        I think it is a matter of time compression in the film arithmancer Send a private message to arithmancer Feb 4 2013, 6:24pm
        All that was needed was Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Feb 4 2013, 7:22pm
    Where'd the Oakenshield go!? BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 4 2013, 6:33pm
        Didn't see anybody picking it up. Eowyn3 Send a private message to Eowyn3 Feb 4 2013, 6:40pm
        I've been worried about that too... Angharad73 Send a private message to Angharad73 Feb 4 2013, 9:36pm
            I hope Azog doesn't pick it up! BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 5 2013, 12:34pm
        Someone speculated *spoilers* entmaiden Send a private message to entmaiden Feb 4 2013, 10:02pm
            I think that cats16 Send a private message to cats16 Feb 4 2013, 10:07pm
            Good Idea IdrilofGondolin Send a private message to IdrilofGondolin Feb 5 2013, 1:39am
                Not my theory! entmaiden Send a private message to entmaiden Feb 5 2013, 3:53am
            This would be great. GloryBox Send a private message to GloryBox Feb 5 2013, 6:08am
            Fits in perfectly with the story. BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Feb 5 2013, 12:36pm
        That broke my heart julia0925 Send a private message to julia0925 Feb 5 2013, 4:11pm

 
 
 

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