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Roheryn
Gondor
Feb 4, 1:40am
Views: 1077
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So, you find yourself dangling from a pine tree...
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You angrily stride off of it through flames (leaving the rest of your Company dangling precariously), you growl and attack an Orc astride a Warg which swipes you flat. You get shaken and tossed (but no one tosses a Dwarf!) unceremoniously onto a rock, and then you nearly get beheaded by a runty Orc. The flames are shooting high in the trees, other Orcs and Wargs are circling; it's night. You're nearly unconscious, but manage to see a Halfling save you from the runty Orc just before everything goes black. Seconds later (so it seems), you open your eyes to a wizard standing over you, it's dawn, and you're on top of a giant pinnacle of rock that looks (though you may not realize it) like a giant bear's head. No Orcs in sight, let alone flaming pine trees. Surely you didn't get up top there on your own power.
So...wouldn't your first burning thought be..."How the f*** did I get up here, and is everyone else safe and with me?" Granted, you do ask about the Halfling's safety, but wouldn't it cross your mind to ask what's happened in the last, oh, say, 8 hours?
Just curious. What would *your* first thoughts be?
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So, you find yourself dangling from a pine tree...
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Roheryn
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Feb 4, 1:40am
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"Saint Peter looks an awful lot like Gandalf the Grey." /
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Ataahua
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Feb 4, 1:45am
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"Where's my sword?!"
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Kimtc
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Feb 4, 1:54am
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Where's my Oakenshield?
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GloryBox
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Feb 4, 2:19am
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D**n it wasn't all just a bad dream//
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sevilodorf
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Feb 4, 2:22am
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Hair still looks good?
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Yva
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Feb 4, 2:58am
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:D
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Súlimë
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Feb 4, 5:54am
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It worked for O Brother Where Art Thou!
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Brandybuckled
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Feb 4, 7:19pm
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Perhaps off subject but prob. otheres have mused also
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oncefaster
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Feb 4, 7:30pm
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I think I remember
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Eowyn3
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Feb 4, 3:20am
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Limbs still attached?
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Angharad73
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Feb 4, 5:24am
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I hope no-one saw my undies //
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Starling
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Feb 4, 5:55am
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Thorin's first words
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Old Toby
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Feb 4, 7:21am
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ROFL!
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Loresilme
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Feb 5, 1:45am
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Oh, very good!
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GloryBox
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Feb 5, 6:01am
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*checks pockets to see if change fell out*
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grammaboodawg
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Feb 4, 10:34am
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Why does no-one ask any questions?!
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QuackingTroll
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Feb 4, 6:00pm
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I think it is a matter of time compression in the film
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arithmancer
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Feb 4, 6:24pm
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All that was needed was
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Lusitano
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Feb 4, 7:22pm
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Where'd the Oakenshield go!?
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 4, 6:33pm
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Didn't see anybody picking it up.
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Eowyn3
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Feb 4, 6:40pm
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I've been worried about that too...
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Angharad73
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Feb 4, 9:36pm
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I hope Azog doesn't pick it up!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 5, 12:34pm
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Someone speculated *spoilers*
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entmaiden
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Feb 4, 10:02pm
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I think that
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cats16
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Feb 4, 10:07pm
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Good Idea
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IdrilofGondolin
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Feb 5, 1:39am
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Not my theory!
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entmaiden
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Feb 5, 3:53am
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This would be great.
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GloryBox
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Feb 5, 6:08am
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Fits in perfectly with the story.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 5, 12:36pm
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That broke my heart
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julia0925
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Feb 5, 4:11pm
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