Our Sponsor Sideshow Collectibles Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien
Do you enjoy the 100% volunteer, not for profit services of TheOneRing.net?
Consider a donation!

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Main:
Caption Contest!
First page Previous page 1 2 3 Next page Last page  View All

Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 3 2013, 3:00am

Post #51 of 67 (259 views)
Shortcut
LOVE IT!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 3 2013, 3:06am

Post #52 of 67 (282 views)
Shortcut
"Silly", indeed! [In reply to] Can't Post

You started this sub-thread (silly wabbit!)


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Feb 3 2013, 3:53am

Post #53 of 67 (308 views)
Shortcut
Guilty :-) although in my defense I had no way of knowing this would become...a... [In reply to] Can't Post

.. serial.

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 3 2013, 4:21am

Post #54 of 67 (544 views)
Shortcut
Nooooooooooooooooooooo! [In reply to] Can't Post

LaughHeartit.


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Feb 3 2013, 10:09am

Post #55 of 67 (290 views)
Shortcut
He took the Morgul-sword in hand... [In reply to] Can't Post

Long time the Nazgul foe he sought;
Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees,
While the Dwarves escaped and fought.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 3 2013, 10:38am

Post #56 of 67 (276 views)
Shortcut
And, while from wolfish pack he ran, [In reply to] Can't Post

The bunny sled, with feet of flame,
Came whipping past the camera man,
And thundered as it came!


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Feb 3 2013, 2:03pm

Post #57 of 67 (247 views)
Shortcut
XD [In reply to] Can't Post

You are fun to play with Liss ! Same goes for SirDennisC LaughSmile

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 3 2013, 7:00pm

Post #58 of 67 (243 views)
Shortcut
Saved by a hare! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



First draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



sample

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)



(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Feb 3 2013, 7:02pm)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 3 2013, 9:22pm

Post #59 of 67 (235 views)
Shortcut
We're off on another hare-racing adventure!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



First draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



sample

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)



stormcrow20
Gondor


Feb 4 2013, 5:42am

Post #60 of 67 (207 views)
Shortcut
Ha! That's fur sure!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2013, 5:58am

Post #61 of 67 (208 views)
Shortcut
We need 2 more verses for this caption poem, Tornfolk! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sador, Ruxendil_Thoorg, Arandiel, Roheryn and I have done our bit. Who's next?

(With apologies to Mr. Lewis Carroll)

BUNNY-SLED

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All whimsy did the wizard show,
Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son!
The legs that hop, the ears that flop;
Beware the nesting birds, and shun
The hedgehog that goes flop!
(or alternatively:)
Beware the bird-poo stains,
There's one that fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand.
Long time the Nazgul foe he sought;
Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees,
While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran,
The bunny-sled, with feet of flame,
Came whipping past the camera man,
And thundered as it came!


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 5 2013, 11:16am

Post #62 of 67 (189 views)
Shortcut
One two! The Kili arrows flew [In reply to] Can't Post

The Thorin blade went snicker-snack!
Left goblins dead, and Raddy's sled
The bunnies galumphed back.


Tongue


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Feb 5 2013, 3:27pm

Post #63 of 67 (171 views)
Shortcut
Small clarification/edit [In reply to] Can't Post

Instead of:

Beware the bird-poo stains,
There's one that fell there from his top.

I'd like it to say:

Beware the bird-poo stains, there's one
That fell there from his top.

This was fun! If no one fills in the last bit in 24 hours, I'll try to wrap it up.

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Feb 8 2013, 1:59pm

Post #64 of 67 (211 views)
Shortcut
Finishing up the caption poem...just for a bit of closure [In reply to] Can't Post

 
Just a little editing, and adding a final verse to cap it off. Thanks for the fun everybody!

BUNNY-SLED

a parody with apologies to Lewis Carroll,

by Sador, Arandiel, Roheryn, Lissuin, dernwyn, and yours truly

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All whimsy did the wizard show,
Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son!
The legs that hop, the ears that flop;
Beware the nesting birds, and shun
The hedgehog that goes flop!
(or alternatively:)
Beware the bird-poo stains, there's one
That fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand.
Long time the Nazgul foe he sought;
Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees,
While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran,
The bunny-sled, with feet of flame,
Came whipping past the camera man,
And thundered as it came!

One two! The Kili arrows flew
The Thorin blade went snicker-snack!
Left goblins dead, and Raddy's sled
The bunnies galumphed back.

"And, has thou seen the bunny sled?
Come, pick up arms and hurry, boys!
With Elves we'll stay, they're right this way!
Hey, Thorin, where's the joy?"

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All whimsy did the wizard show,
Much to some fans' outrage.









In Reply To
Sador, Ruxendil_Thoorg, Arandiel, Roheryn and I have done our bit. Who's next?

(With apologies to Mr. Lewis Carroll)

BUNNY-SLED

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All whimsy did the wizard show,
Much to some fans' outrage.

Beware the bunny-sled, my son!
The legs that hop, the ears that flop;
Beware the nesting birds, and shun
The hedgehog that goes flop!
(or alternatively:)
Beware the bird-poo stains,
There's one that fell there from his top.

He took the Morgul-sword in hand.
Long time the Nazgul foe he sought;
Then sledded he past the Trollshaw trees,
While the Dwarves escaped and fought.

And, while from wolfish pack he ran,
The bunny-sled, with feet of flame,
Came whipping past the camera man,
And thundered as it came!


A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 8 2013, 6:27pm

Post #65 of 67 (160 views)
Shortcut
Whew! [In reply to] Can't Post

That feels better, Dernwyn and R_T . Cheers, everyone!

(Now we wait for July 2014 and more closure: what will happen to those bunnies in the BO5A?)


Arandiel
Grey Havens

Feb 8 2013, 7:47pm

Post #66 of 67 (157 views)
Shortcut
That was FUN - thanks, R-T!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Walk to Rivendell: There and Back Again Challenge - traveling through Middle Earth with thirteen rowdy Dwarves, one grumpy Wizard, and a beleaguered Hobbit

Join us, Thursdays on Main!


stormcrow20
Gondor


Feb 11 2013, 1:41am

Post #67 of 67 (320 views)
Shortcut
Great round, everyone! [In reply to] Can't Post

Many clever captions and a perfect tag-team parody. Way to go! Laugh


First page Previous page 1 2 3 Next page Last page  View All
 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.