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stormcrow20
Gunner


Feb 1 2013, 4:52am

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Caption Contest! Can't Post

Calling all ye crafters of captions, ye purveyors of punchlines and parodies, all ye punmasters of TORn. Prepare your best (and your worst).


Here it is: the infamous, the inevitable….bunny-sled!











stormcrow20
Gunner


Feb 1 2013, 5:04am

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'Twas Radagast [In reply to] Can't Post

Along through the forest I walked at a pace,
When something did flutter, right up in my face.
Around and up it flew, and swirled away,
A great brown moth, out at mid-day?

Then out of the bushes, it caught me unawares,
A sleek wooden sleigh, and eight giant hares,
With a silly old driver, so lively and fast,
I knew in a moment it must be Radagast.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and chirped, and called them by name:

“Now! Bugs, now! Harvey, now! Peter and Flopsy,
“On! Roger, on! Cotton-tail, on! Thumper and Mopsy;

“To the edge of the wild! Do evade the dark hall!
“Now Dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

He was dressed all in brown, with a nest under his hat,
and he held a tall staff, and had a beard full of scat.

A worthy wizard is he, but his thoughts are a buzzin’
‘Twas Radagast the Brown, my good ol’ cousin.




(My intent was to post this at a more timely moment between The Hobbit’s release and Christmas, but real life got busy, as it tends to do at that time of year. Also, I began putting this together back when we expected the moth would in some way be connected to Radagast. I still like that concept, and decided not to change that part. So despite it being a little less relevant now, I hope you guys enjoyed my meager attempt at humor!)



Lissuin
Sailing Master


Feb 1 2013, 5:29am

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I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Feb 1 2013, 5:30am)


Lissuin
Sailing Master


Feb 1 2013, 5:41am

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Twas the night... [In reply to] Can't Post

and your poem is appropriately darker and sillier than the one with that jolly old elf, and I laughed when I read it in spite of myself.Laugh Many thanks for the belated Yule mathom.Smile


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Feb 1 2013, 5:42am)


sador
First Mate


Feb 1 2013, 6:17am

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / did gyre and gimble in the wabe. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Boatswain


Feb 1 2013, 7:50am

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The true origins of the Iditarod// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

(This post was edited by zarabia on Feb 1 2013, 7:51am)


Silverlode
Terror of the Seas / Moderator


Feb 1 2013, 8:13am

Post #7 of 67 (397 views)
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Here comes a team of cottontails... [In reply to] Can't Post

mushing down the Mirkwood trails
Hippity Hoppity
Raddy's on his way....

Silverlode






Súlimë
Cabin Boy


Feb 1 2013, 8:27am

Post #8 of 67 (380 views)
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Bring back motion blur! Support 24fps! [In reply to] Can't Post

:P


Delrond
Rigger


Feb 1 2013, 1:39pm

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"Follow me!" Brer rabbit quips, as he heads to his home in the briar patch.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


silneldor
First Mate


Feb 1 2013, 3:05pm

Post #10 of 67 (345 views)
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Heck, what about St. Nic?! \\:) [In reply to] Can't Post

 















silneldor
First Mate


Feb 1 2013, 3:09pm

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This is a real gas. [In reply to] Can't Post

Well done stormcrowLaugh















Otaku-sempai
First Mate


Feb 1 2013, 3:09pm

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"Hey, Raddy! I think we shoulda' taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Rostron2
Gunner


Feb 1 2013, 4:54pm

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The Rabbit Actor [In reply to] Can't Post

*muttering as he pulls the sled*

"I turned down the role of the Easter Bunny in Rise of the Guardians for this?"


(This post was edited by Rostron2 on Feb 1 2013, 4:54pm)


ryouko
Able Seaman

Feb 1 2013, 10:28pm

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cap [In reply to] Can't Post

"Rhosgobel Rabbits. They keep going, and going, and going....."


dernwyn
Terror of the Seas / Moderator


Feb 1 2013, 10:33pm

Post #15 of 67 (342 views)
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Oh dear. [In reply to] Can't Post

Earworm! Laugh

Now I'm going to be scrutinizing my Easter eggs very carefully...


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






dernwyn
Terror of the Seas / Moderator


Feb 1 2013, 10:35pm

Post #16 of 67 (354 views)
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Bugs? Harvey? Peter? Flopsy? Roger? Cotton-tail? Thumper? Mopsy? [In reply to] Can't Post

Love it! Laugh


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Aragalen the Green
Gunner


Feb 1 2013, 11:42pm

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We're off! (Boy, are we off:) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.


Plurmo
Rigger

Feb 2 2013, 12:38am

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"...it is a sledging life which is the hardest test." [In reply to] Can't Post

Apsley Cherry-Garrard - The Terra Nova Expedition - 100 years

"On February 1 [1913], latitude 64° 15´ S. and longitude 159° 15´ E., we coasted along one side of a[n] [ice]berg which was twenty-one geographical miles long: the only other side of which we got a good view stretched away until lost below the horizon."

"Exploration is the physical expression of the Intellectual Passion."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Feb 2 2013, 1:47am

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Run! Every bunny run! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;


Inferno
The Kraken / Moderator


Feb 2 2013, 2:25am

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The homecoming queen's got a gun // [In reply to] Can't Post

/

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Good night, tOR.Nados. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.
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Elcenia


zarabia
Boatswain


Feb 2 2013, 2:42am

Post #21 of 67 (317 views)
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Haha! That, too :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime


Bellerock
Cabin Boy

Feb 2 2013, 2:45am

Post #22 of 67 (317 views)
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Ah, the timid Forest Rabbideer . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

 
Not to be confused with the mighty Western Jackalope. Here's a picture:

www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/jaunty-jackalope.jpg


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Feb 2 2013, 2:46am

Post #23 of 67 (318 views)
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Raddy's really looking his best .... [In reply to] Can't Post

....bird droppings from his hat nest....



Nice one, Inferno!
Laugh LaughLaugh

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Feb 2 2013, 2:54am

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"Silly" Raddy tricks Orcs for kicks! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Feb 2 2013, 3:09am

Post #25 of 67 (316 views)
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All whimsy did the wizard show, much to some fans' outrage // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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