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It's time for some BS!

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Jan 29 2013, 12:59pm


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The next several Book Spoilers will be parts used in various forms for Jackson's Unexpected Journey... for a moment of Tolkien-zen.

From An Unexpected Party: The Hobbit


..."Poor Bilbo couldn't bear it any longer. At may never return he began to feel a shriek coming up inside... ...Then he fell flat on the floor, and kept on calling out "struck by lightning, struck by lightning!" over and over again; and that was all they could get out of him for a long time. So they took him and laid him out of the way on the drawing-room sofa with a drink at his elbow....
... "...Excitable little fellow," said Gandalf, as they sat down again. "Gets funny queer fits, but he is one of the best, one of the best—as fierce as a dragon in a pinch."
... If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took's great-granduncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.
... In the meanwhile, however, Bullroar's gentler descendant was reviving in the drawing-room."



First draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated list coming soon



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I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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It's time for some BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 29 2013, 12:59pm
    Ha! silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Jan 29 2013, 2:49pm
    Bullroarer's gentler descendant? dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Jan 30 2013, 12:47am
    It's time for some more BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 30 2013, 5:30pm
        It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 31 2013, 3:54pm
            It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 1 2013, 10:09am
                It's time for some MORE BS! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 2 2013, 2:04pm
                    *chuckles* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 2 2013, 2:54pm
                    Badgers? Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 3 2013, 2:01am
                        *high five* Awesome :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 3 2013, 5:48pm

 
 
 

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