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The Goblin King's Song (My extended version)

Radagast-Aiwendil
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Jan 28 2013, 8:17pm


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I found the Goblin King's song highly amusing in the film, and wanted to hear more of it (which may have happened if Orcrist hadn't been identified), so I've compiled two extra verses made up by me to finish the song:
Warning: Like the film song, it is pretty graphic.

Bones will be shattered
Necks will be wrung
You'll be beaten and battered
From racks you'll be hung
You will die down here and never be found
Down in the deep of Goblin-Town

Blood will be splattered
Veins will be ripped
In structures of iron
Your bones will be gripped
But your screams down here will never be heard
Down in the deep where goblins lurk

Teeth will be smattered
Legs will be hacked
You will whimper and grumble
Your skin will be cracked
You will lose your mind then soon to be mad
Down where the goblins quaff, my lad!

Just for laughs but tell me what you think.

"These are Gundabad Wargs! They will outrun you!"

"THESE are Rhosgobel Rabbits! I'd like to see them try...."


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The Goblin King's Song (My extended version) Radagast-Aiwendil Send a private message to Radagast-Aiwendil Jan 28 2013, 8:17pm
    This needs to be in the EE :-) arithmancer Send a private message to arithmancer Jan 28 2013, 8:31pm
        Hehe, thank you very much for your kind words!// Radagast-Aiwendil Send a private message to Radagast-Aiwendil Jan 28 2013, 8:31pm
    Great job on this! Lio Send a private message to Lio Jan 28 2013, 8:58pm
    *applauds* ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Jan 28 2013, 10:22pm
    Excellent Greypilgrim Send a private message to Greypilgrim Jan 29 2013, 12:15am
        Thank you Greypilgrim! Radagast-Aiwendil Send a private message to Radagast-Aiwendil Jan 29 2013, 7:51pm
    I love it! BoromirOfWinterfell Send a private message to BoromirOfWinterfell Jan 29 2013, 5:08pm
    mmmmmm... Yummy! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jan 29 2013, 6:50pm
        Or at work!! ryouko Send a private message to ryouko Jan 29 2013, 9:51pm
    well done... andwise Send a private message to andwise Feb 1 2013, 12:02pm
        Thank you Radagast-Aiwendil Send a private message to Radagast-Aiwendil Feb 1 2013, 7:23pm
            brilliant.. andwise Send a private message to andwise Feb 1 2013, 9:22pm
                Agreed Radagast-Aiwendil Send a private message to Radagast-Aiwendil Feb 1 2013, 9:47pm

 
 
 

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