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Radagast-Aiwendil
Rohan
Jan 28, 8:17pm
Views: 419
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The Goblin King's Song (My extended version)
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I found the Goblin King's song highly amusing in the film, and wanted to hear more of it (which may have happened if Orcrist hadn't been identified), so I've compiled two extra verses made up by me to finish the song:
Warning: Like the film song, it is pretty graphic.
Bones will be shattered
Necks will be wrung
You'll be beaten and battered
From racks you'll be hung
You will die down here and never be found
Down in the deep of Goblin-Town
Blood will be splattered
Veins will be ripped
In structures of iron
Your bones will be gripped
But your screams down here will never be heard
Down in the deep where goblins lurk
Teeth will be smattered
Legs will be hacked
You will whimper and grumble
Your skin will be cracked
You will lose your mind then soon to be mad
Down where the goblins quaff, my lad!
Just for laughs but tell me what you think.
"These are Gundabad Wargs! They will outrun you!"
"THESE are Rhosgobel Rabbits! I'd like to see them try...."
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The Goblin King's Song (My extended version)
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Jan 28, 8:17pm
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This needs to be in the EE :-)
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arithmancer
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Jan 28, 8:31pm
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Hehe, thank you very much for your kind words!//
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Jan 28, 8:31pm
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Great job on this!
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Lio
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Jan 28, 8:58pm
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*applauds*
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ryouko
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Jan 28, 10:22pm
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Excellent
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Greypilgrim
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Jan 29, 12:15am
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Thank you Greypilgrim!
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Jan 29, 7:51pm
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I love it!
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Jan 29, 5:08pm
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mmmmmm... Yummy!
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grammaboodawg
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Jan 29, 6:50pm
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Or at work!!
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ryouko
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Jan 29, 9:51pm
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well done...
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andwise
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Feb 1, 12:02pm
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Thank you
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Feb 1, 7:23pm
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brilliant..
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andwise
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Feb 1, 9:22pm
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Agreed
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Radagast-Aiwendil
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Feb 1, 9:47pm
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