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David Lynch ala Dune

Brethil
Half-elven


Jan 26 2013, 1:03am


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David Lynch ala Dune [In reply to] Can't Post

Magnificently painted cloth backdrop landscapes fluttering in the breeze.

There's already a fat sweaty bad guy, so theres a spot for the Great Goblin. Easy.

The mysteries of magic would be expressed clearly by everyone magical zapping each other with enormous blasty ray guns.

On the plus side maybe Thorin could step out of the spa in the teeny loincloth...?

...she took the point at once, but she also took the spoons.

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If the Hobbit were Directed By... Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 6:48pm
    Michael Bay... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 22 2013, 6:52pm
        Thanks for the detail! // Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 6:56pm
        Theh herzogian Send a private message to herzogian Jan 23 2013, 1:33am
            Exaggerate much? bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 23 2013, 1:43am
    Michael Bay xMb Send a private message to xMb Jan 22 2013, 7:00pm
        And even in the snowy mountains... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 22 2013, 7:07pm
    Ridley Scott glor Send a private message to glor Jan 22 2013, 7:08pm
        Let's not forget huge amounts of dust Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Jan 22 2013, 7:18pm
            Actually...methinks that's George Lucas Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 10:32pm
        If Ridley Scott directed the Hobbit... Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 22 2013, 8:05pm
    Wonderful! Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 22 2013, 7:18pm
        M. Night Shyamalan... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 22 2013, 7:25pm
    Michael Bay's version (my take on it) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jan 22 2013, 7:28pm
        Perfect! Arthael Send a private message to Arthael Jan 22 2013, 10:05pm
        Hilarious ! // Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 10:34pm
    Alfonso Cuaron macfalk Send a private message to macfalk Jan 22 2013, 7:59pm
        Plus a few 10-minute single take segments throughout the film ... // Arandir Send a private message to Arandir Jan 22 2013, 8:06pm
    That Shyamalan one is perfect. :D Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jan 22 2013, 8:46pm
        Gore Verbinski glor Send a private message to glor Jan 22 2013, 9:16pm
        John Woo!!! Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 10:31pm
    Quentin Tarantino... Longbottom Leaf Send a private message to Longbottom Leaf Jan 22 2013, 10:09pm
    Peter Jackson ? Sinister71 Send a private message to Sinister71 Jan 22 2013, 10:12pm
        Oh yes... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 22 2013, 10:25pm
        Joss Whedon IdrilofGondolin Send a private message to IdrilofGondolin Jan 22 2013, 10:26pm
    Excellent! FlyingSerkis Send a private message to FlyingSerkis Jan 22 2013, 10:37pm
        Yes, absolutely Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 10:39pm
    A few More Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 10:47pm
        Paolo Pasolini Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Jan 22 2013, 11:24pm
            Bergman Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Jan 22 2013, 11:30pm
                Yup, exactly...// Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 22 2013, 11:45pm
                    Cant tell Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Jan 23 2013, 12:02am
        ... Arannir Send a private message to Arannir Jan 23 2013, 7:12am
        Wes Anderson Oin's parasite Send a private message to Oin's parasite Jan 23 2013, 3:36pm
    Because I can't impose Jane Austen on the world quite enough: Alassėa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassėa Eruvande Jan 22 2013, 11:56pm
        Brilliant Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Jan 23 2013, 12:05am
        Excellent Rostron2 Send a private message to Rostron2 Jan 23 2013, 12:06am
            Yes Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Jan 23 2013, 12:08am
            That would be Azog. Alassėa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassėa Eruvande Jan 23 2013, 12:14am
        Love it x3! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jan 23 2013, 2:45am
        *huge applause* Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jan 23 2013, 2:57am
        Great stuff! Sślimė Send a private message to Sślimė Jan 23 2013, 3:44am
    Tim Burton TheHutt Send a private message to TheHutt Jan 23 2013, 12:43am
        Then who... Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 23 2013, 12:47am
        Bilbo's Big Adventure Kangi Ska Send a private message to Kangi Ska Jan 23 2013, 2:11pm
    Werner Herzog herzogian Send a private message to herzogian Jan 23 2013, 1:44am
    William Friedkin Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jan 23 2013, 3:09am
        Aha-ha-ha! Alassėa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassėa Eruvande Jan 23 2013, 3:42pm
    JJ Abrams... bborchar Send a private message to bborchar Jan 23 2013, 3:39am
    John Hughes Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jan 23 2013, 4:11am
        ermahgherd... swordwhale Send a private message to swordwhale Jan 23 2013, 6:56am
        John Hughes Alassėa Eruvande Send a private message to Alassėa Eruvande Jan 23 2013, 4:01pm
            Cue music for the chase by Orcs scene: Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jan 23 2013, 6:02pm
    The Hobbit by Tarantino macfalk Send a private message to macfalk Jan 23 2013, 9:45am
    Sergio Leone TheHutt Send a private message to TheHutt Jan 23 2013, 12:34pm
    If John Yates directed Elenorflower Send a private message to Elenorflower Jan 23 2013, 6:47pm
    David Lynch ala Dune Brethil Send a private message to Brethil Jan 26 2013, 1:03am

 
 
 

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