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Return of the Short Attention Span Theatre (SAST) quizzes?
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Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 24 2013, 11:46pm

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Return of the Short Attention Span Theatre (SAST) quizzes? Can't Post

It's been years since we did our last round of SAST quizzes, and with our current interest in The Hobbit, what do you all think of starting these up again, doing The Hobbit this time?

For those of you who weren't around when last we ran these, here's how they work. The quizzes cover the book (not the movie!). I post one quiz every week, on the same day and at roughly the same time. Each quiz has five questions and covers exactly one chapter. We do the chapters in random order, and each chapter gets covered only once. There are 19 chapters, so this would take us 19 weeks to finish. Quizzes are always closed book. Questions may be fairly broad or quite specific, and occasionally even ask for exact wording. A large part of the fun, however, is trying to earn Invisible Extra Credit (IEC) by giving funny answers -- particularly if you can't remember the proper answer (some people give two answers per question: one silly, one correct).

At the end of every quiz, I tally up scores (you can earn from 0 to 5 points), and award IEC. If you get a 3 or less, you get to join the crowd on the Mediocrity Bench, which is usually where all the fun is. I keep track of scores through the quiz series, and after the very last quiz, tally up the overall winners of the entire series, plus award some other virtual prizes too (biggest earner of IEC, perfect attendance, Most Perfectly Mediocre, etc.).

So, is there enough interest in this? If so, I propose we start these next week. I suggest I post them on my Tuesday (in New Zealand), which would be Monday in most of the rest of the world. I'm not sure if I can commit to posting at an exact time of day, but will try to do it before noon my time (may not always happen, though).

Thoughts and suggestions welcome!


Elberbeth
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Jan 24 2013, 11:53pm

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Great idea!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ataahua
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Jan 24 2013, 11:56pm

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Ah, the mediocrity bench: [In reply to] Can't Post

My most-visited place. :)

It'll be great to see the return of the SAST!

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FantasyFan
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Jan 25 2013, 12:08am

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I remember these fondly [In reply to] Can't Post

I even won a prize, back in the day. (A beautiful map) I think it would be great to start them up again for the next generation.


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dernwyn
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Jan 25 2013, 12:16am

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What a wonderful idea! [In reply to] Can't Post

If you're willing, I think the rest of us could provide suitable entertainment...Angelic


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Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Jan 25 2013, 12:28am

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Closed book!? what kind of a Professor are you? [In reply to] Can't Post

Just kidding, sounds like fun!

I once won a Collector's Edition of "War in the North" by remembering the Elf-butler's name in The Hobbit...right before my son took my (OK, his) PlayStation 3 home with him, so never got to play it! Blush

There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Jan 25 2013, 1:43am

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I'm game! [In reply to] Can't Post

It sounds like fun!


Eowyn3
Rivendell

Jan 25 2013, 2:02am

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Sounds like fun! [In reply to] Can't Post

Great idea!


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jan 25 2013, 2:35am

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*fist in the air* Yes!! Ro---that's a great idea! [In reply to] Can't Post

My memory is WAY SHOT, so I'll be faking it most of the time ;) But it'll be so much fun to do this with you again!

Thank you m'dear! You have my vote for a "GO"!



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ryouko
Lorien

Jan 25 2013, 3:03am

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I'm sure I won't get any of them [In reply to] Can't Post

but it sounds like fun!! ^_^


entmaiden
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Jan 25 2013, 3:18am

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Great idea! [In reply to] Can't Post

That should keep us busy before the DVD comes out. Thanks for doing this!


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 25 2013, 3:20am

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Furiously rereads Hobbit before contest starts... [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm in.


Silverlode
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Jan 25 2013, 5:36am

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Woohoo! Mediocrity Bench here I come! [In reply to] Can't Post

I've been thinking for some time about starting up a quiz series but I just don't have the time. I'm excited that you're up for it. Bring on the SAST! Cool

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Starling
Half-elven


Jan 25 2013, 7:24am

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I'll make the scones and tea, and [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll comb Thorin's hair for you while you are busy. Wink


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 25 2013, 9:13am

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Mmmm, finger food. [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink
All right, you can *comb* Thorin's hair, but I get to braid it!

Hmmm, I thought I was too old for this...


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 25 2013, 9:17am

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Mad, of course. [In reply to] Can't Post

What I never have to admit is whether or not I could pass my own SAST quizzes before I've made them up (if that makes sense). Not sure *I* remember the butler's name right now...Gidion...Girion...Gideon...nah, I forget!

*runs off and checks book* Galion! That's what I was going to say next! Really! Wink


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 25 2013, 9:23am

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Ah yes, the good ol' days [In reply to] Can't Post

when we had real prizes to give away! Alas, it'll have to be virtual prizes this time around, I think. Although I still have an autographed copy of the first Flight of the Conchords CD that was supposed to have been a prize in an earlier rendition of SAST...maybe it finally needs a new home. And I suppose I might could send non-NZ TORnsibs a NZ key chain or fridge magnet or something...hmmmm...

I'm glad you enjoyed your map! Smile


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 25 2013, 9:26am

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You know I'd be joining you there... [In reply to] Can't Post

if I were taking the quizzes instead of writing them!

Glad you're excited. Smile


Starling
Half-elven


Jan 25 2013, 9:29am

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The mediocrity bench is way out of my reach [In reply to] Can't Post

That's why I offered to be the tea-lady. Laugh


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jan 25 2013, 12:18pm

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Yes, yes, eleventy-billion percent yes! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Magpie
Immortal


Jan 25 2013, 3:23pm

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Might I just point out that... [In reply to] Can't Post

this amusement (SAST) is one of many Message Board Periodic Threads covered by the TORn Mathom-house wiki.

Kind of... since it doesn't have any information entered about it yet. All it needs is for someone to adopt the article.

Here's an example of articles that have been written: TIME - Scenes from the Hat

And here's the info that is needed for SAST: Short Attention Span Theater-Comments

Even small amounts of info just kind of 'dumped' onto a page is okay. Some info is better than no info. Unrefined is better than nothing. Things can happen in stages and by the hands of many people.

Ro, if you or anyone else would like to contribute a little or a lot to this article, let me know and I can provide some guidance on how to do that.

Also, Peredhil lover has collected links to many of the periodic threads held on the boards but not for SAST. If you or anyone else has a collection of links to past games, we can house that collection at the wiki.

It's good to have you back and active. :-)


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Rosie-with-the-ribbons
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Jan 25 2013, 3:32pm

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Oh, goody, a game!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Let's play!!



AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Jan 25 2013, 4:29pm

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Woot! I'm in! [In reply to] Can't Post

I joined TORn just as SAST was sort of dying out. I remember reading a couple of them, although I don't remember actually playing, and then they just went away.

PS. Roheryn, I'm glad you're able to be more active again on TORn. Yours are some of the posts I read first, and I like limericks, too. Smile



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Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 25 2013, 7:26pm

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:-) [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for the nice words, AE.

The last round of SAST quizzes ended at the same time I moved to NZ, and with my three kids who have come along since then, I haven't had time to reprise them, let alone spend much time here! Not sure about jflower, who was my partner-in-crime for the quizzes; it's been a really long time since I've heard from her.

But with The Hobbit out now, my motivation's fairly strong to spend a bit more time in these parts. Wink

Limericks...need to work on some of those!


swordwhale
Grey Havens


Jan 25 2013, 8:20pm

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [In reply to] Can't Post

runs screaming into the kitchen frantically searching for Hobbit....

I'll never be able to separate bookverse and filmverse now....

But I'll give it some Dwarvish iron...

Go outside and play...

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