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"Is it Ottilia, Hun?" (The Sporadic Silly Spam Thread)

Ethel Duath
Valinor


Jan 23 2013, 10:12pm


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Here is a "combo" of this weeks delicious offerings I received (for free!) in my spam folder:

1) From: "Ottilia Owens-- This Company is our Subpenny Alert" (What's a subpenny, Precious?CrazyBlush)

2) Subject line: "Quataion"
"Please send me quote on the requested product. We will like to make an order of 20ft container ASAP."

(But, but, they didn't name any product for me to make a quat on! How shall I proceed?)

3)
"Desmond Rollo--
Hello, Can we work together? We are destined for success. Can I entrust this transaction into your hands? Can you uphold financial transaction
in utmost secrecy, sincerity and seriousness?. I want you to stand as the heir apparent to a bank account belonging to a deceased person.
There is no time to waste, this matter calls for urgency."


(So that must be what [who] is in that 20 ft. container, along with the funds, I expect? Starling, can you get your manservant to carry it home for me?)

And the prizewinner!

Compliments Of The Season, Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel . . .
(Hmmmmm?)
Anyone feel like turning all these into a story? Or writing their own creative spam for fun and profit? Or maybe it just makes you run off and watch Monty Python episodes.Cool


(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Jan 23 2013, 10:13pm)

Subject User Time
"Is it Ottilia, Hun?" (The Sporadic Silly Spam Thread) Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Jan 23 2013, 10:12pm
    I had my first txt-spam last week. Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Jan 23 2013, 10:36pm
        My favorite spam Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 23 2013, 11:00pm
    I get them all the time! Aragalen the Green Send a private message to Aragalen the Green Jan 23 2013, 11:09pm

 
 
 

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