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A message from the Middle-earth Health Authority

Ataahua
The Kraken / Moderator


Jan 22 2013, 12:50am

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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silneldor
First Mate


Jan 22 2013, 1:10am

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HA,ha,ha,ha, *gag* [In reply to] Can't Post

Hey, it meets all the requirements of the stark and realistic
bend of the anti-tobacco commercials.

Funny stuffSly















Ziggy Stardust
Gunner


Jan 22 2013, 1:25am

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HA HA! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's a good one! Labyrinth and The Hobbit.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Jan 22 2013, 2:02am

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First he's the artist sometimes known as the Thin White Duke.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Next he's the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Thanks Ataahua, that was fun LaughLaugh

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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ryouko
Able Seaman

Jan 22 2013, 2:46am

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ooh [In reply to] Can't Post

He didn't age well, did he? Tongue


Ataahua
The Kraken / Moderator


Jan 22 2013, 3:22am

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It's eating all those mountain travellers that did it. [In reply to] Can't Post

He should have added in a few vegetables now and then.

(I'll never look at Labyrinth the same way again.)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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NottaSackville
Sailing Master

Jan 22 2013, 1:45pm

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Am I the only one that thinks there's been an improvement? [In reply to] Can't Post

New goblin king is, quite frankly, overfilled with awesomeness.

Notta

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


grammaboodawg
Captain


Jan 22 2013, 5:24pm

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Bwahahahaha!! Before-After / Before-After ... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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glor
Rigger

Jan 23 2013, 12:52am

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Middle-Earth should copy Britain [In reply to] Can't Post

And create a National Elf Service.....

.... CoolLaugh


Ataahua
The Kraken / Moderator


Jan 23 2013, 3:01am

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*badum-bum* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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