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Who would win . . .

MrCere
Sr. Staff

Feb 17 2007, 11:52pm

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Who would win . . . Can't Post

If the Incredible Hulk fought the Witch King? Tongue

I thought somebody should post something here!

If we live in trying times, we must be the ones who try. If the future is looking dark, we must be the ones who shine.


deej
Tol Eressea


Feb 18 2007, 12:54am

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The Witch King, without question. The Hulk may have superhuman strength, but he is still a man. Now if he was fighting She Hulk, that might be another story...

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Sandicomm
Bree


Feb 18 2007, 6:39pm

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She Hulk! Heart!


diedye
Grey Havens


Feb 18 2007, 8:35pm

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The Hulk... [In reply to] Can't Post

He would blend in nicely with the foliage and the Witch-King, having very poor eyesight, would lose him in an instant.

What? You didn't that the Hulk is just a big green Wuss?



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 19 2007, 1:53am

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Witchking. [In reply to] Can't Post

Eventually the Hulk would calm down and become a man again - at which time he's Nazgul fodder.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Patty
Immortal


Feb 19 2007, 7:26am

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He'd be Nazgul fodder anyway... [In reply to] Can't Post

even though Gandalf is a Maiar the movie was trying to actually make us believe the Witch King may have been able to beat him! So it stands to reason that the chump Hulk wouldn't have had a chance.

Lord Peter Wimsey's Main Squeeze


Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Feb 19 2007, 4:12pm

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Not by the hand of man will he fall ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Not even by the large, green, angry hand of man!

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Feb 19 2007, 8:41pm

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WiKi [In reply to] Can't Post

for all the reasons previously stated. And because big flail-y thing plus big target = big mess Cool



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MrCere
Sr. Staff


Feb 19 2007, 9:20pm

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Man or monster? 8) [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't believe anybody replied to this at all! HA!

For the record, Hulk would smash. He couldn't kill Witchy due to his 'kinda dead' mystical nature, but he could punch him hard enough to cave in that cute little crown he wears and send him running for cover.

If we live in trying times, we must be the ones who try. If the future is looking dark, we must be the ones who shine.


Darkstone
Immortal


Feb 19 2007, 9:46pm

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Which ones? [In reply to] Can't Post

Amon Sul WiKi or Pelennor Wiki?

Against Ang Lee's Hulk or Lou Ferrigno's Hulk?

Franklly Steve Ditko's original Grey Hulk would make mincemeat of all of them.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.

- The Ale Less Filling by Robert Frostymug

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Feb 19 2007, 9:48pm)


hXqiU3nDf
The Shire


Feb 20 2007, 7:40am

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Prophecy schmophecy [In reply to] Can't Post

The prophecy didn't know anything about the Hulk.

Hulk will simply grab Wiki's mace like the toy that it is, toss it away negligently, and smash Wiki's undead, invisible flesh to smithereens. And his little beast too.

"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?"
"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu"
"He has fallen in the water!"
"Ying Tong Iddle I Po"
"Have a gorilla..."
"I've seen penguins that can type better than that."
"You do that again and see what happens..."



elvenhobbit
Rohan

Feb 20 2007, 12:18pm

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Witchking... [In reply to] Can't Post

'no man can kill' so not even a superhuman green man can win!

-e_H-

Elven by name, Hobbit by nature

'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-

and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...


Patty
Immortal


Feb 21 2007, 9:35pm

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My money still is on the Witch King [In reply to] Can't Post


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IFor the record, Hulk would smash. He couldn't kill Witchy due to his 'kinda dead' mystical nature, but he could punch him hard enough to cave in that cute little crown he wears and send him running for cover.

Only if he could get close enough to him. The Witch King would have had only to raise that fiery sword and toast the Hulk.


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hXqiU3nDf
The Shire


Feb 21 2007, 10:46pm

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Hulk is impervious to a nuclear detonation [In reply to] Can't Post

Incredible Hulk, vol 1, #440

So a flaming sword is at best an annoyance, that will cause Hulk to squash Wiki even flatter than he would have before.

"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?"
"You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu"
"He has fallen in the water!"
"Ying Tong Iddle I Po"
"Have a gorilla..."
"I've seen penguins that can type better than that."
"You do that again and see what happens..."



the artist formerly known as sparki
Bree

May 15 2007, 8:33pm

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I want the Hulk to win for a change. [In reply to] Can't Post

Just 'cos the WiKi wins EVERYTHING- no mortal man can kill him and everything... seems important to keep his ego in check =-)


Dagonet
Lorien


Sep 17 2007, 9:15pm

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Witch king. [In reply to] Can't Post

The point is already given Hulk don't stand a chance.

Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


balinman
Rivendell


Nov 12 2009, 1:05am

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the incredible hulk [In reply to] Can't Post

incredible hulk all the way!


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 2:39pm

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