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Ataahua
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Jan 2 2013, 10:37pm

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What could these three fine Dwarves be thinking?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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JWPlatt
Grey Havens


Jan 2 2013, 10:40pm

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I can give you something for that dandruff. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Jan 2 2013, 10:57pm

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Maybe we should let our Mum know where we are? [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin: She'll be fine, I told her we were going out for a little stroll.

" Well well!", said a voice. "Just look! Bilbo the hobbit on a pony, my dear! Isn't it delicious!"
"Most astonishing wonderful!"


Aragalen the Green
Gondor


Jan 2 2013, 11:04pm

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We need more competitors. [In reply to] Can't Post

Mine's awful Frown

" Well well!", said a voice. "Just look! Bilbo the hobbit on a pony, my dear! Isn't it delicious!"
"Most astonishing wonderful!"


ForestPark
Rivendell


Jan 2 2013, 11:10pm

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Surely we could get there faster [In reply to] Can't Post

by not holding hands and skipping !


TengwarJunkie
The Shire


Jan 2 2013, 11:19pm

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Kili: "Thorin, I love your new gloves!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin: "Yeah they're Gucci"

Fili (thinking): "I wonder who does Thorin's hair..."

Yeah mine's not great either...

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."


ForestPark
Rivendell


Jan 2 2013, 11:21pm

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Kili ." Get off you filth.... [In reply to] Can't Post

I have a series on the teley. "


DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 2 2013, 11:21pm

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Thorin (to Kili): "Where's your beard? It should be down to there!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Jan 2 2013, 11:22pm

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Is that your oakenshield or are you just glad to see me? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


silneldor
Half-elven


Jan 2 2013, 11:24pm

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WHAP!!//\\//\\//\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 















Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 2 2013, 11:28pm

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ROFL! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 2 2013, 11:32pm

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Fili: "When will Kili realise that closing your eyes doesn't make you invisible to Orcs?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jan 2 2013, 11:34pm)


DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 2 2013, 11:33pm

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*Hands trophy over* Hilarious! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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silneldor
Half-elven


Jan 2 2013, 11:46pm

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Kili, do you by any chance feel a draft?\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 















burrahobbit
Rohan


Jan 3 2013, 12:27am

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"So for protection from the dragon, you brought some firewood?!" // [In reply to] Can't Post



Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Jan 3 2013, 12:35am

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Thorin: What do you think of my fur? Kingly? Elegant?
"Kili: Is it real? Don't tell Radagast.
Fili: What's that over there?


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 3 2013, 12:44am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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ryouko
Lorien

Jan 3 2013, 2:57am

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entry [In reply to] Can't Post

Kili: Why is yours bigger than mine?

Thorin: Because I'm older.

Fili: *thinking* Just pretend you don't hear them.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jan 3 2013, 3:08am

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Thorin whispers to Kili: Let's blame it on Fili. Lookit 'im... he's clueless. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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Bombadil
Half-elven


Jan 3 2013, 3:28am

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hey UNK.. how come I'm the only 1.. [In reply to] Can't Post

who brought any ARROWS?...


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Jan 3 2013, 3:39am

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Fili: "Uh Oh! FAN GIRLS!!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin "They want me!"

Kili "Dream on Unk!"

EvilLaugh

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 3 2013, 6:00am

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Kili: [In reply to] Can't Post

Kili: "Oh, man! Don't tell me I just..."
Thorin: "Yep, right in it. Looks fresh, too."
Fili: (thinking) Ha! "Mr. Sexiest Dwarf" my arrr...kenstone.

BTW, I haven't seen TH yet (not my faultBlush) so I have no idea of the context here, so forgive me if this is out of bounds. Shocked

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

(This post was edited by zarabia on Jan 3 2013, 6:08am)


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 3 2013, 6:03am

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LOL! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 3 2013, 9:51am

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Kili: "Okay, I'm it! You guys go hide and I'll count to twenty. One...two..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Roheryn on Jan 3 2013, 10:00am)


Roheryn
Grey Havens

Jan 3 2013, 9:53am

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Thorin to Kili: [In reply to] Can't Post

"Mine's bigger than yours!"

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