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Middle Earth New Year's Resolutions

ForestPark
Rivendell


Dec 31 2012, 1:34pm

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Radagast... Try to keep this place tidier.

Smaug.... I've real got to get out more and eat people.. erh meet people, meet people!


Radagast-Aiwendil
Gondor


Dec 31 2012, 1:58pm

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Treebeard: to finish saying good morning before midnight
Radagast: to cut down on my excessive consumption of mushrooms
Saruman: to decide whose side I'm on..
Smaug: to make a good impression on cinemagoers this year..and hopefully eat a few as well
Azog: to go back to the grave where I belong (PJ's fault, not mine)
Galadriel: to stop talking to people telepathically and use the phone instead
Gandalf the White: to get a promotion to Gandalf of Many Colours
Gandalf the Grey: to lead some more innocent lads and lasses off into the blue for mad adventures
Boromir: to control my obsession with that pretty ring..
Gollum: to get better at riddle games so that filthy little Bagginses can't beat us!

Reliable Radagast rides his sled of Rhosgobel Rabbits round and round Rhovanion.

Tongue twister copyright Radagast-Aiwendil 2012.


Joe-Mathews
Rivendell


Dec 31 2012, 3:56pm

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Radagast: Hire a maid (squirrel) to clean up this place!
Gandalf: Try not to loose my silver scarf.
Bilbo: Carry pocket handkerchiefs at all times! And install peephole in Bag End door!
Orcs: Never bring Azog bad news. Just run away.
Thrush: Eat more Lonely Mountain snails!

'There is some woe that lies upon you... Why will you not tell me more?'
'For that woe is past,' said Galadriel; 'and I would take what joy is here left, untroubled by memory. And maybe there is woe enough yet to come, thought still hope may seem bright.'


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Dec 31 2012, 5:09pm

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Bilbo: To finally finish writing that book!

Sam: To finally cook that fish meal with taters...and make Gollum eat it.

Pippin: to cut down on smoking. I smoke too much. Ask Merry, he says so.


ForestPark
Rivendell


Dec 31 2012, 6:41pm

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Sam .. Open that chain of fish and ships shops

Gollum... Sushi Bar Sushi Bar arrrhhh !!!!!!


dubulous
Rohan

Dec 31 2012, 11:14pm

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Treebeard: Be less hasty
Sauron: Don't lose any more jewelry
Smaug: Get that armour fixed around the heart


Rostron2
Gondor


Jan 1 2013, 12:07am

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Elrond: I need to ask my sons over to dinner more, especially since they always seem to miss our visitors.


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Jan 1 2013, 1:13am

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Mad "I've got to control my anger sometimes"

Unimpressed "Invite some new folks over...I haven't heard a good story since the Tale of the Fifteen Birds."

Cool "Do some touch up work on my rock statue...not everyone notices it's me."


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 1 2013, 2:21am

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Barliman Butterbur: Get some post-it notes! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Jan 1 2013, 4:25am

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Glorfindel: to finally land a movie. Not just a role--a movie! And maybe, just maybe, eventually reprise the part in an ensemble movie, like the Avengers or Justice League but for Middle Earth. It might be called the Protectors of Arda. But it will be mostly me, I'll be like Iron Man. But not as vain or egocentric.

Balrog of Moria: 1. I want to be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see the...sunshine, Walking around under- what do you call it? Oh- sky . 2. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Dream about it every night and day, spread my possibly-vestigial plumes of smoke-like "shadows" and fly away....

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Kimtc
Rohan

Jan 1 2013, 4:44am

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Kili: branch out on my own, try to stop relying on family connections to get ahead.

Fili: ditto.

Tom Bombadil: get a better agent.

Goldberry: ditto


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 1 2013, 9:40am

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Theoden: [In reply to] Can't Post

Avoid hiring creepy looking guys with names like Wormtongue to be top advisers.

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Jan 1 2013, 1:41pm

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The Edoras HR department's interview procedure probably needs to be tightened a bit. Laugh


Wormtongue:

1. Remember to ask the boss:

Mr. Saruman, bring me a charm
To grow my eyebrows--I mean, what's the harm?--
To beef me up, a Rohirrim hero,
I'll need a tan, make it SPF zero....

2. I should work on my bowling average, but I left my ball at Meduseld. Now where could I find a replacement....?

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ethel Duath
Valinor


Jan 1 2013, 4:31pm

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Hahaha! "I believe I can fly . . ." :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


tennie75
Lorien


Jan 1 2013, 9:46pm

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Pippin: Watch out for falling apples.
Theoden: Watch out for falling horses.
Gandalf the Gray: Watch out for falling.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 2 2013, 3:44am

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"Now, Mr. Wormtongue, where do you see yourself in ten years?" Tongue

And an eyebrow growing charm? LaughLaughLaugh

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jan 2 2013, 3:53am

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Radagast: Move the nest to the top of his hat.

William, Tom and Bert: Get a cookbook and stop asking strangers for recipes.

Barliman Butterbur: Hire a personal assistant


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