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An Unexpected Journey (a parody inspired by the movie)

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Dec 27 2012, 4:00am


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AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

A parody inspired by the movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

It won't be easy,
You'll think it strange,
When I try to explain how I feel,
Why I'm still here with you
After how far we've come.
I don't belong here,
All you have seen is a Hobbit who's lost,
Although he's made it this side
Of these Misty Mountains with you.

I had to let it happen,
I had to change,
Though I'd stay all my life with my books,
And my garden, my armchair
Back at home at Bag End.
You lost your kingdom,
Journeying yon trying to win it back,
It hadn't impressed me at all,
Or never expected it to.

Don't doubt your Number Fourteen-ah!
The truth is, I never left you.
Since our wild party
So unexpected,
I've kept my promise,
Don't keep your distance.

And was it fortunate that you came?
I never invited you in,
But to brave the wild world, you awoke my desire.
I am no hero, I'm not without fear of
The dangers at hand.
You ask me why have I kept on?
To help win your home if I can.

Don't fret for Number Fourteen-ah!

Won't lose your Number Fourteen-ah!
The truth is, I never left you.
I've missed my comfort,
My safe existence,
I've kept my promise,
Don't keep your distance.

Have you doubted much?
I would not blame, I would have myself doubted too.
But all you have to do Is look at me to know
That every word is true.

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An Unexpected Journey (a parody inspired by the movie) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Dec 27 2012, 4:00am
    Aaaaaand....crescendo! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Dec 27 2012, 7:00am
        Liss :'-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Dec 28 2012, 12:38am
    I can almost hear dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Dec 28 2012, 1:38am
        I wonder if he'd sing it, in character, if we asked really nicely;-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Dec 28 2012, 3:25am

 
 
 

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