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An Unexpected Journey (a parody inspired by the movie)

Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Dec 27 2012, 4:00am

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An Unexpected Journey (a parody inspired by the movie) Can't Post

AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

A parody inspired by the movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

It won't be easy,
You'll think it strange,
When I try to explain how I feel,
Why I'm still here with you
After how far we've come.
I don't belong here,
All you have seen is a Hobbit who's lost,
Although he's made it this side
Of these Misty Mountains with you.

I had to let it happen,
I had to change,
Though I'd stay all my life with my books,
And my garden, my armchair
Back at home at Bag End.
You lost your kingdom,
Journeying yon trying to win it back,
It hadn't impressed me at all,
Or never expected it to.

Don't doubt your Number Fourteen-ah!
The truth is, I never left you.
Since our wild party
So unexpected,
I've kept my promise,
Don't keep your distance.

And was it fortunate that you came?
I never invited you in,
But to brave the wild world, you awoke my desire.
I am no hero, I'm not without fear of
The dangers at hand.
You ask me why have I kept on?
To help win your home if I can.

Don't fret for Number Fourteen-ah!

Won't lose your Number Fourteen-ah!
The truth is, I never left you.
I've missed my comfort,
My safe existence,
I've kept my promise,
Don't keep your distance.

Have you doubted much?
I would not blame, I would have myself doubted too.
But all you have to do Is look at me to know
That every word is true.

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 27 2012, 7:00am

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Aaaaaand....crescendo! [In reply to] Can't Post

<<WILD, UNRESTRAINED APPLAUSE - FLOODS OF TEARS>>

(sob sob sob) You have done it again, amigo!
Tim Rice? A mere hack!
You are ready for Broadway! Don't let the bright lights ruin you, R_T! Remember your friends!

You know I love all your stuff, but this.....!
You are toooo much!
Bravo! Bravo!
SmileLaughSmileLaughSmileLaughSmile

Many thanks.Heart


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Dec 28 2012, 12:38am

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Liss :'-) [In reply to] Can't Post

 (Bow) You're so kind, I am touched. Your lovely, enthusiastic response has made day :-) Thanks right back Heart :'-)

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dernwyn
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Dec 28 2012, 1:38am

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I can almost hear [In reply to] Can't Post

Martin Freeman singing this, in that scene!

Once again you've amazed me with your ability to find a song that is such a close match to a specific situation. Bravo!

"I had to let it happen, I had to change..."! Wow...


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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Dec 28 2012, 3:25am

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I wonder if he'd sing it, in character, if we asked really nicely;-) [In reply to] Can't Post

And then perhaps Richard Armitage might be coaxed into doing "Far Over Misty Mountains Cold" to the tune of "On This Night of a Thousand Stars" Laugh

Thank you dernwyn, glad you liked :-)

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