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FingonOfPittsburgh
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Feb 27 2007, 1:04pm
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James Cameron vs. Dan Brown
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Fight to the death! Which of these two is first to find out if he was right?
Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires. --J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael
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Hengist
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Feb 27 2007, 3:11pm
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on the basis that he didnt make Titanic
I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." -- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
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Darkstone
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Feb 27 2007, 4:11pm
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Brown proves everything that Cameron thinks he knows is false. Carmeron assumes a fetal position. Brown goes in for the kill.
Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.
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FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien
Feb 27 2007, 4:17pm
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I mean Cameron looks like he's kinda big, while Brown looks like a little girly-man. I think Cameron would be like While Brown would be like
Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires. --J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael
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Darkstone
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Feb 27 2007, 4:35pm
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It'd take Brown a while to slap him to death.
Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.
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Aerlinn
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Feb 27 2007, 4:48pm
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In the midst of the fight there would be a mighty rumble of thunder and a bolt of lightning from above, and when the smoke cleared there'd be just a few cinders and someone's sneaker lying off to one side. (There's *always* someone's sneaker lying off to one side.) So: tie.
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SandWitch King
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Feb 27 2007, 5:55pm
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I think Cameron is aggressive. I tend to sterotype writers as soft, so I am going with the filmmaker.
Once upon a time I was MrCere. I still am but this name is for posting and being part of the community while that one is for official business. 8-)
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diedye
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Feb 27 2007, 6:37pm
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Cameron would never admit he was wrong... even if he is an idiot...
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Farawyn
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Feb 28 2007, 3:58am
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He is saying Jesus may have had a family and that Mary was a disciple. Cameron is saying that he has Jesus' bones. Cameron makes a movie with the catchphrase: "I'M KING OF THE JEWS!" Mel Gibson kills him. Dan Brown wins.
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Idril Celebrindal
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Feb 28 2007, 8:04pm
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Unwilling to admit that they've both been taken in by clever forgeries, Dan Brown smacks James Cameron upside the head with a hardback copy of the Da Vinci Code just as Cameron bashes Brown's skull with the supposed sarcophagus of Jesus. While they're lying dazed on the pavement, both are trampled to death by a mob of crazed fans venerating an image of the Titanic that appeared in a grilled cheese sandwich from the Louvre cafeteria.
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FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien
Feb 28 2007, 9:26pm
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Unwilling to admit that they've both been taken in by clever forgeries, Dan Brown smacks James Cameron upside the head with a hardback copy of the Da Vinci Code just as Cameron bashes Brown's skull with the supposed sarcophagus of Jesus. While they're lying dazed on the pavement, both are trampled to death by a mob of crazed fans venerating an image of the Titanic that appeared in a grilled cheese sandwich from the Louvre cafeteria.
Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament... There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death: by the divine paradox, that which ends life, and demands the surrender of all, and yet by the taste (or foretaste) of which alone can what you seek in your earthly relationships (love, faithfulness, joy) be maintained, or take on that complexion of reality, of eternal endurance, which every man's heart desires. --J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter #43, to his son Michael
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Patty
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Mar 11 2007, 7:04pm
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Okay, I read that as James Cameron versus James Brown...
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in that case, I'd say Cameron already won. Time for new glasses.
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