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Time Machine


Dec 1 2012, 5:07pm

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Time Machine Can't Post

I have officially managed to construct a time machine that will bring me to The Hobbit's release date faster. I've spent 5 years on it, and all the parts are assembled. I just need to add some finishing touches. Of course you're all invited as there is plenty of room (it always bothered me that time machines in Science Fiction were so small in carriage space).

Currently, it's scheduled for completion in TWO WEEKS! Who's with me!?

.....wait a minute.

The Grey Pilgrim, they once called me. Three hundred lives of men I walked this earth, and now I have no time...

(This post was edited by Elutherian on Dec 1 2012, 5:08pm)

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Dec 1 2012, 5:10pm

Post #2 of 10 (330 views)
"t always bothered me that time machines in Science Fiction were so small in carriage space" errrr the tardis [In reply to] Can't Post



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Dec 1 2012, 5:13pm

Post #3 of 10 (320 views)
May I suggest... [In reply to] Can't Post

... that once it is finished and you know what worked and what didn't... go back in time 5 years.

That should make for a more expedient completion of the time machine.


Dec 1 2012, 5:17pm

Post #4 of 10 (303 views)
Hey thanks for making it! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll be on board! I'm glad you finally finished it. Cheers Elutherian!

Laugh Seriously though, this was a good idea for a thread. Very clever...

“This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you don’t find a way, no one will.” – Lady Galadriel


Dec 1 2012, 5:23pm

Post #5 of 10 (301 views)
There's one problem [In reply to] Can't Post

If it's going to be completed it two weeks, that means that we'll have to go BACK in time a couple of days in order to get back to the premiere. Now + two weeks = December 15th. Tongue

“This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you don’t find a way, no one will.” – Lady Galadriel

(This post was edited by burgahobbit on Dec 1 2012, 5:24pm)

Grey Havens

Dec 1 2012, 6:12pm

Post #6 of 10 (249 views)
I tell you what! [In reply to] Can't Post

I wait until the 12th and watch the movie, and then I'll join the time machine so we can see DoS faster! Cool

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Dec 1 2012, 6:44pm

Post #7 of 10 (226 views)
Wow, [In reply to] Can't Post

You guys have no idea what you are dealing with here.Cool

Did no one see the nintendo Wii episode of south park?!Crazy

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Dec 1 2012, 7:08pm

Post #8 of 10 (203 views)
You can travel to see TABA still! Well worth all that trouble ;-) / [In reply to] Can't Post


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Dec 1 2012, 11:57pm

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*hand shoots up!!* [In reply to] Can't Post

WAIT! I want to go refill my Gandalf popcorn bucket, first!!! :D AWESOME!


I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.

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Dec 2 2012, 4:08am

Post #10 of 10 (227 views)
Does it come with a hot tub? [In reply to] Can't Post


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