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A bit of silliness to start the season ;)

Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Dec 1 2012, 6:34am

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I was sitting up in bed the other day re-reading Dune when the following came to me. (I shared it with some TORnadoes via email and the second verse is care of weaver Cool)


On the first day of Hobbit fun, PJ gave to me,
Gandalf up a fir tree.

On the second day of Hobbit fun, PJ gave to me,
Two hot dwarves named Fili and Kili...
and Gandalf up a fir tree.


Ok TORnlings over to you! Laugh

*hugs & love*
Kel xHeart

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 1 2012, 6:40am

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On the third day ... [In reply to] Can't Post

On the third day of Hobbit fun, PJ gave to me
Three colored wizards,
Two hot dwarves
and Gandalf up a fir tree Cool

Silverlode






sherlock
Gondor


Dec 1 2012, 10:53am

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On the fourth day of Hobbit fun [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ gave to me
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Dec 1 2012, 12:41pm

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FIVE... [In reply to] Can't Post

.....PJ gave to me

FIVE gold Oscars???
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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DanielLB
Immortal


Dec 1 2012, 2:37pm

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On the sixth day of Hobbit fun PJ gave to me ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Six hours of special features
Five gold Oscars
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree

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Chopsta123
Gondor


Dec 1 2012, 2:58pm

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hehe [In reply to] Can't Post

Seven ravens raving
Six hours of special features
Five gold Oscars
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 1 2012, 11:13pm

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On the eighth day of Hobbit fun [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ gave to me...

Eight spiders spinning
Seven ravens raving
Six hours of special features
Five gold Oscars
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree




sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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dernwyn
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Dec 2 2012, 12:01am

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On the ninth day of Hobbit fun, PJ gave to me: [In reply to] Can't Post

Nine nassty goblins
Eight spiders spinning
Seven ravens raving
Six hours of special features
Five gold Oscars
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Xanaseb
Tol Eressea


Dec 2 2012, 3:30am

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On the tenth day of hobbit fun, PJ gave to me: [In reply to] Can't Post

Ten o'Smaug's victims
Nine nassty goblins
Eight spiders spinning
Seven ravens raving
Six hours of special features
Five gold Oscars
Four dwarves a knocking
Three colored wizards
Two hot dwarves
And Gandalf up a fir tree


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Bombadil
Half-elven


Dec 2 2012, 11:01am

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11th Day? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Eleven"izzz..All Day!


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Dec 2 2012, 4:52pm

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On the 12th day of Hobbit fun [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ gave to me:

12 dwarves all humming . . .
Cool
Thanks, Kel, for the perfect start to *both* seasons!!!


silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 3 2012, 12:14am

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