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Perhaps there's really no escape for us...

Plurmo
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Nov 25 2012, 3:52am


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It is as if the Movies are Middle-earth and we are living in a Silmarillion-like scenario. Tolkien is our Eru and the TORn forum is Valinor or rather ValiTorn, inhabited by us, the poor Vala who were shown by Eru his original Script-ures. But now we are having to deal with the fact that it is Peter Morgoth/Melkor Jackson the one Vala living inside MovieMiddle-earth and he, with the help of those evil cinematographic spirits that are with him, is destroying all our wonderful foresights of MovieMiddle-earth, while we gaze from afar, search our thoughts for what's going on down there and basically do nothing but complain (the proper Vala behavior) while awaiting for the day of reckoning in the theater. And here we are, the Mandos-like, who said from the beginning that MovieMiddle-earth was cursed, jinxed and doomed never to E, I mean Be. But the Orom-like had hope and were always in search of information about MovieMiddle-earth, spying on the ways of Peter Morgoth, waiting for the actors-of-Iluvatar to awake in Cinevienen and have their lot cast with MovieMiddle-earth, as was foretold in the Script-ures. And now that MovieMiddle-earth E at last, the Orom-like turned their minds to hunting v-logs, trailers, pictures and all sort of spoilerish creatures (even those made of Lego). But there are also tears ahead, or at least there should be. That's what the Nienna-like want, for they weep as MovieMiddle-earth becomes too funny, to comedic, and that cannot be. Of course the Yavanna-like agree with the Nienna-like and they (biased as they are) are calling for dwarf casualties along the road, wanting all of them dwarves killed, if possible. In their rage they attract from afar the Tulkas-like, who are not very sure of what the fray is all about, but are itching to be part of it nonetheless. And they are welcomed by the least expected of troublemakers, the Manw-like, also known as purists, whose comments are laden with the very weight of the words of Eru. But one of the real reasons the Manw-like are so enraged is because the Varda-like care not about the words of Eru, but are absorbed by the major spiritual questions involving light and cinematography, the paintery and cartoonery, the gradding, re-gradding, de-gradding, the plastic feel, too much over-light but not enough candlelights, the duck-coloured things (whatever that means!), palettes and Dwalin's skin-tone. Now I'm not sure if Dwalin's skin tone troubles the Aul-like, because they are already wondrously enraged by the atrocities that Peter Morgoth is doing to the dwarves. Remember, the Aul-like expected the dwarves to be all about tirelessness and resilience, instead they became all about baldness and flatulence. And not only their beards were cut and defiled, but also their history was chopped and profaned. It isn't easy to be Aul-like these days and watch your children became the laughing stock of MovieMiddle-earth. Now you would want to hear about the Ulmo-like and their profound complains, but I'm affraid they are lurking somewhere in the webseas, drowning themselves in liquor while the wonderful circus that is ValiTorn catches fire. But even if we don't hear much from the Ulmo-like, in truth no one is more concerned about MovieMiddle-earth than them. So there is no longer an escape for us. As was written in the Script-ures, we went here, we put on the raiment and are thenceforward contained and bounded and chained and altogether doomed to be part of the whole insanity. Evil

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Bomby feels worn out Bombadil Send a private message to Bombadil Nov 25 2012, 1:25am
    of course none of it matters imin Send a private message to imin Nov 25 2012, 1:38am
    Mybear doesn't Mybear Send a private message to Mybear Nov 25 2012, 1:40am
    Glad I am not alone. Kangi Ska Send a private message to Kangi Ska Nov 25 2012, 2:04am
        so am i Lusitano Send a private message to Lusitano Nov 25 2012, 3:11am
        Yep! :) // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Nov 25 2012, 6:01pm
    The futility MediaMalable Send a private message to MediaMalable Nov 25 2012, 2:18am
    I feel you There&ThereAgain Send a private message to There&ThereAgain Nov 25 2012, 2:32am
    Perhaps there's really no escape for us... Plurmo Send a private message to Plurmo Nov 25 2012, 3:52am
        Erg JWPlatt Nov 25 2012, 5:44am
        Bravo! geordie Send a private message to geordie Nov 25 2012, 11:37am
        Haha this is excellent! imin Send a private message to imin Nov 25 2012, 12:41pm
        OK Kangi Ska Send a private message to Kangi Ska Nov 25 2012, 12:55pm
        Brilliant, really, but.... Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 25 2012, 5:39pm
        Ha! I think you should write the next Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Nov 25 2012, 6:08pm
    Don't Spoil Your Dinner JWPlatt Nov 25 2012, 5:43am
    Enjoy your vacation, Bomby. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 25 2012, 8:17am
        Losing steam? No..... dormouse Send a private message to dormouse Nov 25 2012, 8:30am
            Now anticipating that moment when the screen goes dark, the music starts, and............. Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Nov 25 2012, 9:47am
    It is exciting though, isn't it! DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Nov 25 2012, 9:29am
        Anxiety and excitement are not the same thing. // Kangi Ska Send a private message to Kangi Ska Nov 25 2012, 12:57pm
        hear hear! There&ThereAgain Send a private message to There&ThereAgain Nov 25 2012, 8:16pm
            You know... painjoiker Send a private message to painjoiker Nov 25 2012, 8:26pm
    Namri! Faenoriel Send a private message to Faenoriel Nov 25 2012, 1:18pm
    We will watch for his return... esheming Send a private message to esheming Nov 25 2012, 11:40pm

 
 
 

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