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Silverlode
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Nov 22 2012, 6:39am


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Idle Speculation

Bearded dwarf chins and furred hobbit toes
What they actually look like nobody knows.
As I sit here and ponder, the thought comes unbidden -
What would we see if the truth were not hidden?

If one crept up behind, with razor in hand
And whisked it all off, every last little strand -
With the cases reversed, suppose we should find
The truth thus revealed: We were better off blind!

Hobbits might have bony feet like a rat -
Or would it be worse if their toes were quite fat?
Could Dwarf-lords still swagger with pride in their breed
If others could see how their jawlines recede?

Perhaps it is best if we never find out -
Would fangirls still squee if they knew beyond doubt
That the hotness of dwarves and the cuteness of hobbits
Were due in great part to hirsuteness of habit?

The more I consider, the more I conclude
Such questions should not be allowed to intrude.
I'm just grateful for unnumbered blessings bestowed
By those bearded dwarf chins and furred hobbit toes!




Silverlode






(This post was edited by Silverlode on Nov 22 2012, 6:42am)

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There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket... Roheryn Send a private message to Roheryn Nov 21 2012, 11:39am
    An Epicure dining at Crewe (oops, wrong one! ;) ) Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Nov 21 2012, 7:25pm
    Miss Moria said, "Don't be feared.... L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Nov 21 2012, 7:51pm
    There once was a Durin's Folk hair club Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Nov 21 2012, 11:26pm
    There once was a dwarf from Nantucket silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Nov 22 2012, 1:19am
    There once was a she-elf in Mirkwood grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Nov 22 2012, 2:24am
        *huge applause* / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Nov 22 2012, 3:58am
    Fashion is a dangerous thing: Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Nov 22 2012, 4:09am
    I call this..... Silverlode Send a private message to Silverlode Nov 22 2012, 6:39am
        Nice one! / Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Nov 22 2012, 6:10pm

 
 
 

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