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wendy woo
Rivendell
Nov 22 2012, 4:43am
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Dwalin the Dwarf vs. Popeye the Sailorman
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It would be a Battle of the Fore-arms.
You'll see that in every contract. It's called a "sanity clause".
Ha-ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus.
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Chopsta123
Gondor
Nov 22 2012, 7:40am
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to be a proper fighter you can't only rely on veggies as a protein source. Plus, Dwalin's tatoos look scarier...
(This post was edited by Chopsta123 on Nov 22 2012, 7:40am)
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Eye's on Guard
Lorien
Nov 23 2012, 10:13pm
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Popeye as portrayed with magic spinach beats Dwalin any day ; ) //
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sevilodorf
Grey Havens
Nov 27 2012, 12:28am
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cause he eats his spinach..... gotta go with Popeye.
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imin
Valinor
Nov 27 2012, 1:43am
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Because popeye has tiny little joints which means he wont have decent strength for his size (usually) due to muscle insertions and load bearing capability of the joints. 
whereas dwalin, though short looks to have acromegaly so will have very thick dense bones.
that or just let dwalin eat the spinach or throw an axe at him, lol.
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Briza
Bree
Dec 2 2012, 1:30am
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Extremely one sided fight, Popeye would probably punch him into the Blessed Realm, and a few moments later the rest of the dwarves, Bilbo, Gandalf and Smaug would follow.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan
Jan 11 2013, 12:31pm
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Depends if there's spinach around
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Otherwise Dwalin would win.
Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg - that has passed, so may this.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan
Jan 11 2013, 12:55pm
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Or, of Popeye has the initiative...
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He can feed Dwalin spinach. Dwarves don't like green food.
Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg - that has passed, so may this.
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