Our Sponsor Sideshow Collectibles Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien
Do you enjoy the 100% volunteer, not for profit services of TheOneRing.net?
Consider a donation!

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: The Arena:
Dwalin the Dwarf vs. Popeye the Sailorman

wendy woo
Rivendell


Nov 22 2012, 4:43am

Post #1 of 9 (1037 views)
Shortcut
Dwalin the Dwarf vs. Popeye the Sailorman Can't Post

It would be a Battle of the Fore-arms.

You'll see that in every contract. It's called a "sanity clause".
Ha-ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus.


Chopsta123
Gondor


Nov 22 2012, 7:40am

Post #2 of 9 (150 views)
Shortcut
Dwalin [In reply to] Can't Post

to be a proper fighter you can't only rely on veggies as a protein source. Plus, Dwalin's tatoos look scarier...


(This post was edited by Chopsta123 on Nov 22 2012, 7:40am)


DanielLB
Immortal


Nov 22 2012, 7:47am

Post #3 of 9 (139 views)
Shortcut
Just starve Popeye of spinach for a day [In reply to] Can't Post

Dwalin would win.

Want Hobbit Movie News? Hobbit Headlines of the Week!



Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Nov 23 2012, 10:13pm

Post #4 of 9 (616 views)
Shortcut
Popeye as portrayed with magic spinach beats Dwalin any day ; ) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sevilodorf
Gondor


Nov 27 2012, 12:28am

Post #5 of 9 (140 views)
Shortcut
He's strong to the finish, [In reply to] Can't Post

cause he eats his spinach..... gotta go with Popeye.

Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com





imin
Valinor


Nov 27 2012, 1:43am

Post #6 of 9 (488 views)
Shortcut
Dwalin [In reply to] Can't Post

Because popeye has tiny little joints which means he wont have decent strength for his size (usually) due to muscle insertions and load bearing capability of the joints. Tongue

whereas dwalin, though short looks to have acromegaly so will have very thick dense bones.

that or just let dwalin eat the spinach or throw an axe at him, lol.


Briza
Bree

Dec 2 2012, 1:30am

Post #7 of 9 (522 views)
Shortcut
Popeye [In reply to] Can't Post

Extremely one sided fight, Popeye would probably punch him into the Blessed Realm, and a few moments later the rest of the dwarves, Bilbo, Gandalf and Smaug would follow.


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Jan 11 2013, 12:31pm

Post #8 of 9 (92 views)
Shortcut
Depends if there's spinach around [In reply to] Can't Post

Crazy
Otherwise Dwalin would win.

s ofereode, isses swa mg - that has passed, so may this.


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Jan 11 2013, 12:55pm

Post #9 of 9 (857 views)
Shortcut
Or, of Popeye has the initiative... [In reply to] Can't Post

He can feed Dwalin spinach. Dwarves don't like green food.

s ofereode, isses swa mg - that has passed, so may this.

 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.