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Roheryn
Gondor
Nov 21 2012, 11:39am
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There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket...
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Just kidding. Feel free to finish the Nantucket limerick yourself. Or write some other limerick. Or an iam, trochee, or corinthian ionic pentameter. Or anything else you can make up. Or weird noises?
My offering:
If hotness in Dwarves will prevail,
When at last they are finally unveiled:
They mustn’t be hairy,
Stocky or scary,
And bearded ones always are male.
So if dwarves were supposed to be hot
(I assure you, however, they’re not)
Then such an unveiling
Would cause an exhaling
And fanciful fangirly-ful thoughts.
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There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket...
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Roheryn
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Nov 21 2012, 11:39am
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An Epicure dining at Crewe (oops, wrong one! ;) )
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Ethel Duath
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Nov 21 2012, 7:25pm
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Miss Moria said, "Don't be feared....
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Nov 21 2012, 7:51pm
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There once was a Durin's Folk hair club
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Nov 21 2012, 11:26pm
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There once was a dwarf from Nantucket
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silneldor
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Nov 22 2012, 1:19am
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There once was a she-elf in Mirkwood
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grammaboodawg
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Nov 22 2012, 2:24am
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*huge applause* /
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Ataahua
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Nov 22 2012, 3:58am
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Fashion is a dangerous thing:
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Ataahua
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Nov 22 2012, 4:09am
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I call this.....
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Silverlode
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Nov 22 2012, 6:39am
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Nice one! /
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Ataahua
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Nov 22 2012, 6:10pm
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