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stormcrow20
Gunner


Nov 20 2012, 6:51am

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DanielLB
Captain


Nov 20 2012, 8:15am

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Back off Creepy Bilbo! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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dernwyn
Terror of the Seas / Moderator


Nov 20 2012, 11:10am

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"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Bombadil
First Mate


Nov 20 2012, 11:39am

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"But..But..But..THIS.. is my First Scene?""/// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


tennie75
Able Seaman


Nov 20 2012, 12:41pm

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You were cast out of your home - I will singlehandedly and all by myself get it back for you!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Tigero
Cabin Boy


Nov 20 2012, 2:27pm

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''Look at me, do you think I got easier times wearing this lycra?'' [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pessimists have no disappointments.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Nov 20 2012, 3:23pm

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FREEMAN: OK its a very manly mo-cap suit and Adam West DOESN'T need his leotard back, satisfied? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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silneldor
First Mate


Nov 20 2012, 4:30pm

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"About face. I am the production's annual proctologist"\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 















Delrond
Rigger


Nov 20 2012, 4:45pm

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Andy, I'm not going to pull your finger.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Ethel Duath
Quartermaster


Nov 21 2012, 12:13am

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Mods up!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Captain


Nov 21 2012, 12:45am

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But... all I asked was where can I get some of those dots? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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SirDennisC
First Mate


Nov 21 2012, 1:39am

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Only Pete calls this a gimp suit, kapeesh? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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L. Ron Halfelven
Boatswain


Nov 21 2012, 2:29am

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Scene-stealer! Baggins! We hates it, we hates it for ever!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"


zarabia
Boatswain


Nov 21 2012, 5:02am

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"I know Ian Holm; Ian Holm is a friend of mine; and you, sir, are no Ian Holm"/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime

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grammaboodawg
Captain


Nov 21 2012, 10:15am

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Andy: "Eenie Meenie Miney Moe... catch a hobbit by the toe... " Marty: "Andy... Really? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Boatswain


Nov 21 2012, 11:29pm

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*snert* XD [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Silverlode
Terror of the Seas / Moderator


Nov 22 2012, 12:33am

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The debate between the fantasy and sci-fi genres heats up. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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shirehobbit
Cabin Boy

Nov 22 2012, 3:13am

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look... I don't KNOW where the ring is. We haven't even filmed that part of the movie yet! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kristin Thompson
Rigger


Nov 22 2012, 6:05pm

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OK, try this one, Baggineses! [In reply to] Can't Post

"Its screen is never silver, only green.
Its dots are bright, but never seen.
It's 'performance,' but not acting,
And thus an Oscar not attracting."

Bilbo thought and thought. He remembering hearing something like this--every time a new film with Andy Serkis appeared.

"It's mo ... mo ... mo-cap!"

"Yes, yes, and we never gets nominated, do we, my preciousssss?"


batik
Sailing Master


Nov 23 2012, 11:31pm

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Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Cloth, leather, cardboard or paper, I greedily devour them all.... [In reply to] Can't Post

that's NOT in the script!

 
 

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