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Brian Sibley's Official Movie Guide to The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (some spoiler pics)
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DanielLB
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Oct 31 2012, 2:16pm

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Goes the brown log. [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh dear lord.

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Eleniel
Tol Eressea


Oct 31 2012, 2:41pm

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It's a good job.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...that this thread is now on the 3rd page... Wink


"Choosing Trust over Doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened."
¯ Victoria Monfort






Lusitano
Tol Eressea


Oct 31 2012, 2:46pm

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The Great Poop [In reply to] Can't Post

I was always interested in the Goblins and Orcs's hygiene, sanitary and medicinal life. Sly


DanielLB
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Oct 31 2012, 7:55pm

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As soon as people see this scene, there will be poo puns aplenty! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Captain Salt
Tol Eressea


Oct 31 2012, 8:07pm

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I've actually discussed with people what Orcs do when they have to relieve themselves... [In reply to] Can't Post

And the consensus was that they probably just stop wherever they are and have a bit of a peep/poop.

I'm surprised PJ didn't give us pooping Orcs at Pelennor Fields, actually...now THAT would have been terrifying! Crazy Tongue

My Top 5 Wish List for "The Hobbit"
5. Legolas will surf down Smaug's neck
4. Bilbo will be revealed to a Robot
3. Naked PJ cameo as Ghan-Buri-Ghan
2. Use of not only 3D, but smell-o-vision, plus the inclusion of axes coming out of the seats and poking the audience when appropriate
1. Not only keep the claim that Thorin & Co. ran amok in Mirkwood "molesting people", but depict said incident in vivid detail!!!!!


DanielLB
Immortal


Nov 1 2012, 9:17am

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It would've been the same for the Fellowship as well [In reply to] Can't Post

Say, all Sauron would've need is a sniffer dog! He could have traced Sam and Frodo from their poo!

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Oin K
Rivendell


Nov 5 2012, 10:07pm

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Buy the rights to it and you can do whatever you want with it. That's why they're called "rights" [In reply to] Can't Post

;)

"The Naugrim were ever, as they still remain, short and squat in stature; they were deep-breasted, strong in the arm, and stout in the leg, and their snouts were long. Indeed this strangeness they have that no Man nor Elf has ever seen a snoutless Dwarf - unless he were rhinoplasted in mockery, and would then be more like to die of shame than of many other hurts that to us would seem more deadly. For the Naugrim have snouts from the beginning of their lives, male and female alike..." (History of Middle Earth, volume 11, The War of the Truffles, p. 205)

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