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An Ode to Hobbits (a bit of nonsense)

White Gull

Nov 5 2007, 6:54pm

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H - is for their Hairy little toesies,
O - is for the Odd clothes that they wear.
B - for their Bright gardens full of posies,
B - the Burden Baggins boys would bear.
I - their Irresistible libido,
T - my fav'rite daydream of all Time
(I confess - it's Frodo in a speedo!)
S - for Stolen hearts - he holds mine.

"HOBBITS" is the sum of all these letters,
The tale about their exploits still is read;
In the world of fiction there's no better,
Hobbits are the best thing since sliced bread!



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