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stormcrow20
Gondor


Oct 9 2012, 6:29am

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DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 6:59am

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PJ really let himself go during the filming of The Hobbit ... / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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RoseCotton
Lorien


Oct 9 2012, 7:17am

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"I don't think that's quite the right look for the Great Goblin, Barry." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 9:25am

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Sometime you gotta go to extremes just to go out in public and get to the store! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 11:44am

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Dang - totally stole mine! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Patty
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 1:13pm

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And now, son, let me give you a word of advice... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Plastics"...

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tennie75
Lorien


Oct 9 2012, 1:18pm

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DE: I'm auditioning for the part of Galadriel's Auntie! PJ: <shudder> Thanks but no thanks// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 4:22pm

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Noooo... thanks. We already have someone for Saruman // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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silneldor
Half-elven


Oct 9 2012, 4:30pm

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'Momma always loved me best.'\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 















DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 4:32pm

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Fans didn't really appreciate PJ's attempt to fit Goldberry into The Hobbit! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 9 2012, 6:16pm

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'Bring your mother to work day' didn't really work out for Peter. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 7:31pm

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PJ was right when he said that Smaug will look unlike any dragon we've ever seen // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 7:33pm

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Weta mistakenly heard "Git'cher Drag On!" when PJ requested "Get your dragon!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 7:39pm

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Brilliant!! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Oct 9 2012, 8:41pm

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"All right, Barry. Maybe you would make a good Lobella." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.' - Gandalf the White


weaver
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 2:26am

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"Oh, Grandmother, what big hair you have!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 4:36am

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Pick-ups? I hope this isn't going to take long, Sir Peter... [In reply to] Can't Post

... the last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin' to grab hold of my pussy."


Patty
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 2:09pm

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Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner! That's Notta bad idea./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 10 2012, 2:42pm

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Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Lily Fairbairn
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 3:36pm

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I love your footer, AE! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 4:33pm

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OH! *snort.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 10 2012, 4:41pm

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Aw, thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's a Sculpey clay Smaug that my niece was inspired to make a couple years ago after she read The Hobbit. Smile



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Oct 11 2012, 12:11am

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Oh gawd, not her.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Arandiel
Grey Havens

Oct 11 2012, 3:43pm

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Now THAT is vintage Dame Edna - ha!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 11 2012, 4:40pm

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Ack I thought that was Mrs Slocombe [In reply to] Can't Post

She was always going on about her poor pussy, left at home to fend for itself.

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