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Someone with a sense of humor.

priell3
Lorien


Oct 4 2012, 2:11pm

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Someone with a sense of humor. Can't Post

While I was away last week, at one particular intersection my computer was picking up a proctected WiFi signal.
The network name was "One cannot simply access Mordor"

This was in Wellsboro, Pennsylvania. If you are a member here, identify yourself!


MikeP


Ataahua
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Oct 4 2012, 6:36pm

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Niiiice. [In reply to] Can't Post

And that name would stop me trying to access it!

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 4 2012, 9:16pm

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Saw one recently called "CSIS Surveillance Van" [In reply to] Can't Post

(CSIS is the Canadian version of CIA). At first I was "what the?" then I was all "as if!" Then I chuckled. It had to be a joke right?

One does not simply access Mordor. You need to get out and meet your neighbours.


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Oct 4 2012, 10:38pm

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Well, a simple: "You shall not pass!" Could also do the trick, right? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 5 2012, 6:50am

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Brilliant idea! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 5 2012, 9:17pm

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That's great!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Wow! Now I want to think of a good one for my home WiFi!

What a great idea :).

Was anyone with you? That must have been one of those, stop-stare-jaw-drop & look around for someone to show it to- moments!


Ethel Duath
Valinor


Oct 5 2012, 9:19pm

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O.K., that made my day! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ring-Bearer
Rivendell


Oct 6 2012, 3:16am

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That's awesome! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks to whoever they are for putting a smile on our facesSmile

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'There's good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for!'


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wendy woo
Rivendell


Oct 6 2012, 5:26am

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There are SOME neighbors I wouldn't WANT to know. [In reply to] Can't Post

I was on my Kindle the other day, while waiting outside my son's school, and discovered someone in the neighborhood there had a Wi-Fi network named, simply, "S**t Hole". I don't think I want to meet THAT neighbor!

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DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 6 2012, 8:21am

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You should change yours to [In reply to] Can't Post

"Lovely Neighbour" Wink

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grammaboodawg
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Oct 10 2012, 2:10am

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*jaw drops* That's SO COOL!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Ettelewen
Lorien

Oct 10 2012, 2:35am

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When I was in college [In reply to] Can't Post

*many* years ago and studying Computer Science, my password on the university's mainframe was "Mordor". One of my professors chuckled when he picked it up one day while assisting me on a project, so I know he was an "initiate". And I'd thought he was such a bore at the time... Tongue


Patty
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 3:09pm

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Tolkien fans are so clever. [In reply to] Can't Post

No doubt about it.

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