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**World Hobbit Day** Caption Contest!

stormcrow20
Gondor


Sep 22 2012, 6:38pm

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**World Hobbit Day** Caption Contest! Can't Post

Happy World Hobbit Day! A nice occasion for a special edition Caption Contest, wouldn't you agree? All you have to do is post a caption describing the scene as if from a newspaper, or provide a clever quotation that the character(s) might be saying. There is no official winner, and feel free to post as many captions as you like. The sillier the better!

And now back to the birthday party....






(This post was edited by stormcrow20 on Sep 22 2012, 6:45pm)


Delrond
Rohan


Sep 22 2012, 7:02pm

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Now remain calm while I look for my fire extinguisher.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Noel Q. von Schneiffel
Rivendell


Sep 22 2012, 7:10pm

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"Stay away, everyone. These barrels are mine!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Sep 22 2012, 7:13pm

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What do you mean the 75th anniversary of "There and Back Again" was yesterday? I haven't even finished writing it yet // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 7:15pm

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Jazz hands! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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weaver
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 7:32pm

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"So there I was, in the middle of three monstrous movies..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 7:37pm

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Now, now. I assure you I had nothing to do with the death of Lobelia. [In reply to] Can't Post

I had no idea the umbrella contained explosives!


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Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Sep 22 2012, 7:47pm

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"...and the 3D was so well done it was like I was actually in Middle Earth" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 9:22pm

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According to NASA, my cake is now visible from orbit. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.' - Gandalf the White


TomthePilgrim
Rohan


Sep 23 2012, 12:42am

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Hmmmmmm . . . . . . . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

OK, OK . . . tell me if you've heard this one. (throat clearing) A dwarf, an elf and a hobbit walk into a bar . . .


The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the Road has gone
And I must follow, if I can

"Thorin sat up with a start. 'Something is not right,' he muttered to himself as he stood up and
looked towards the mirror . . . . . . . . . 'Durin's bones', he gasped, 'what's happened to my beard?'"


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Sep 23 2012, 2:41am

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"I'm supposed to blow them all out with one huff? Ah...this is THE END. GOODBYE." (puts on Ring, gone.) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Movie Aristotle
Registered User


Sep 23 2012, 3:51am

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Now just sit back as I read some of my fan-fiction... [In reply to] Can't Post

Smile


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 23 2012, 4:17am

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Bilbo now performs the mime "trapped in a box" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2012, 4:44am

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And now... I'll magically make this cake disappear! Wups! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 






I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan


Sep 23 2012, 4:17pm

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"Ooh, can't wait to blow out the candles!" (waves arms excitedly)// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

......"Since the first time I met you,
..I couldn't seem to forget you.
.......And lately I seem to find,
..That you're always on my mind.
.......Whenever I see you smile,
..It makes my life so very worthwhile.
......And ever since the very start,
..You have always been there in my heart.
..Then I heard that you felt the same way,
........................................................................And those words were so easy to say."


shirehobbit
Rivendell

Sep 23 2012, 5:28pm

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I'm becoming a mime, see me trapped in an invisible box [In reply to] Can't Post

 


shirehobbit
Rivendell

Sep 23 2012, 5:30pm

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oops! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sorry Zarabia, didn't know you had already used that.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 6:41pm

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"... and I would like to thank Donky Kong for the wonderful decorations." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 2:20am

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No problem :) [In reply to] Can't Post

You know what they say about great mindsWink




batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 6:40pm

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10! 10 bunnies pulling Radagast's sled// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Noel Q. von Schneiffel
Rivendell


Sep 24 2012, 7:07pm

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People in front of Bilbo, all together: "Braaaaaaains!" [In reply to] Can't Post

It was the Necromancer's secret plot to get the ring back.



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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Sep 25 2012, 2:05am

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

I started formulating a caption similar to that but you nailed it. ! Laugh

There's a song called Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton. Know it? If not, you might like it. (grooveshark has it.)

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Noel Q. von Schneiffel
Rivendell


Sep 25 2012, 6:21am

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Re: Your Brains [In reply to] Can't Post

Didn't know it. But it sounds amusing; I will check it out.
(I see it on Youtube, but my PC's sound card has died, so I've got to do it on the netbook later.)



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Radiates from his Holy Writings


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