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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2012, 4:35am
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**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines"
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How could we possibly have a party without pants? For those who have not been privileged to get pants before, here's the how-to:
Take a line or phrase from The Hobbit or Bilbo & Frodo's birthdays from LotR or any Tolkien quotes/references and replace one of the words with a variation of pants [i.e. panting, panted, pants] and/or something related to pants also in the phrase [zipper, cuff, belt, pocket, etc.]. It gets really good when several lines from a section of the book or related topics are posted one after another in a string of pants... I mean, posts.
**BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR WORK IN THE SUBJECT LINE ONLY** That way we can really clip along. And remember... this is a family site, so play nice ;)
Here's an example: *whispers* Do not post the original phrase. I'm just showing you where it came from ;)
[Original phrase from The Hobbit: "He dreamed that a crack in the wall at the back of the cave got bigger and bigger, and opened wider and wider...]
Here's what we do to it: "Bilbo dreamed that a crack in the seam at the back of the pants got bigger and bigger, and opened wider and wider!"
I'll start...
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
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weaver
Half-elven
Sep 22 2012, 4:43am
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In a hole, in the pants, there lived a Hobbit...
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Well, someone had to say it!
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 22 2012, 4:47am
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"I am pleased to hear that you had other business in these pants besides my gold." //
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 22 2012, 6:34am
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"No admittance except in party pants!" //
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Sep 22 2012, 7:37am
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"I was having such a lovely dream," he grumbled, "all about wearing the most gorgeous pants." //
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DanielLB
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Sep 22 2012, 8:49am
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"I should think so - in these pants! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!" /
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PandoraSue
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Sep 22 2012, 11:02am
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"The king is come unto his hall, Under the Mountain dark and tall. The Worm of Dread is slain and dead, And ever so our pants shall fall!"
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 22 2012, 2:44pm
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"But I doubt very much whether anything you find in pants will be wholesome to eat or to drink." //
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 22 2012, 3:25pm
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They soon found pants with room enough for a dwarf in each. //
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DanielLB
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Sep 22 2012, 4:36pm
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“Pay heed to the tales of old pants. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.” /
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 23 2012, 10:59am
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Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little pants; Dori, Ori and Nori brought out pants from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced pants from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with pants they had left among the
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Was this too much of a good pants?
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan
Sep 23 2012, 4:33pm
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"So, carefully! Carefully with the pants!"//
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 ......"Since the first time I met you,
..I couldn't seem to forget you.
.......And lately I seem to find,
..That you're always on my mind.
.......Whenever I see you smile,
..It makes my life so very worthwhile.
......And ever since the very start,
..You have always been there in my heart.
..Then I heard that you felt the same way,
........................................................................And those words were so easy to say."
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 23 2012, 5:30pm
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"Begone now ere our pants fly." //
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 23 2012, 5:31pm
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"I will not parley, as I have said, with armed men at my pants. //
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
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The rage of the pants was terrible to see... //
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm
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... and the commotion they made filled all the pants. //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Sep 23 2012, 6:36pm
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walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: "Excuse me, I left my pants in the porch!" "Just bring mine in with you," said Thorin.//
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Escapist
Gondor
Sep 23 2012, 6:53pm
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"To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling pants"//
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