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stormcrow20
Gondor


Sep 3 2012, 7:32am

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DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 3 2012, 7:41am

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Bilbo's reaction when Lobelia started flirting with him. [In reply to] Can't Post

She was that desperate for Bag End.


Xanaseb
Tol Eressea


Sep 3 2012, 7:58am

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Bilbo singing: "I believe I can fly!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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-I am a victim of Bifurcation- (credit to Elpidha)
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Dwarves: 'Erebor!', 'Erebor!!', '..Erebor!'
Bilbo: .. It's only a CGI model
Dwarves: 'Shhhhh!'


macfalk
Valinor


Sep 3 2012, 8:01am

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"WAAAAAAAIT!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.


sherlock
Gondor


Sep 3 2012, 10:29am

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I made the list! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm going to be on the next Dancing with the Stars! Wink


Delrond
Rohan


Sep 3 2012, 12:26pm

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To market, to market [In reply to] Can't Post

I found this fat pig marked down 50%, but the rest of these grocery list items are expensive. Home again to find my wallet, jiggety-jig!

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Sep 3 2012, 1:29pm

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I'm the king o' the WO-O-O-O-ORLD!!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Sep 3 2012, 1:31pm

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What a great horoscope, yippeeeeee! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Noel Q. von Schneiffel
Rivendell


Sep 3 2012, 1:35pm

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The pig is about to explode! RUN!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Sep 3 2012, 3:16pm

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Outatheway! I've gotta file my taxes! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.' - Gandalf the White


Demosthenes
Sr. Staff


Sep 3 2012, 3:18pm

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AAAAAAHHHHHH, Madmartigan is after me!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

Definitely a bit of Willow resemblance there.

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shirehobbit
Rivendell

Sep 3 2012, 10:17pm

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If I just run a little bit faster.... [In reply to] Can't Post

maybe I'll get there before all the pancakes are gone.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 3 2012, 11:07pm

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The pig can read! The pig can read!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 3 2012, 11:08pm

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Using the directions he stole from the pig! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens


Sep 3 2012, 11:25pm

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Make way! This note says I've gotta keep running at above 15 mph or else the bomb in my backpack will explode! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Sep 3 2012, 11:53pm

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Lessee... [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! Tongue Crazy


tennie75
Lorien


Sep 4 2012, 2:02am

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PJ was right - these XXXXLarge feet don't slow me down at all!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


TomthePilgrim
Rohan


Sep 4 2012, 2:03am

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The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the Road has gone
And I must follow, if I can

"Thorin sat up with a start. 'Something is not right,' he muttered to himself as he stood up and
looked towards the mirror . . . . . . . . . 'Durin's bones', he gasped, 'what's happened to my beard?'"


TomthePilgrim
Rohan


Sep 4 2012, 2:14am

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO . . . . . . . . . [In reply to] Can't Post

. . . . . . . . . THE SCRIPT SAYS I HAVE TO RIDE A PONY . . . . . . . . . . I HATE PONIES!!!


The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the Road has gone
And I must follow, if I can

"Thorin sat up with a start. 'Something is not right,' he muttered to himself as he stood up and
looked towards the mirror . . . . . . . . . 'Durin's bones', he gasped, 'what's happened to my beard?'"


Noel Q. von Schneiffel
Rivendell


Sep 4 2012, 12:08pm

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Okay folks, we need a wooden beam THIS wide to close the gap in the fence! Quick, before all the pigs run away! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



The Glorious Truth of J.R.R. Tolkien
Radiates from his Holy Writings


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Loresilme
Valinor


Sep 4 2012, 3:53pm

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"Wait!! I ordered '5oz bag figs' not '50 big pigs'!! " [In reply to] Can't Post

or, ... when Middle-earth handwriting recognition apps go awry Tongue


Otaku-sempai
Half-elven


Sep 4 2012, 8:04pm

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Forget the flippin' pig! [In reply to] Can't Post

I just saw a giant, talking spider who calls herself Charlotte!

'Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.' - Gandalf the White


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 5 2012, 12:03am

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*snigger* :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




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Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Sep 5 2012, 1:09am

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I think I have another [In reply to] Can't Post

It might be stupid though. Crazy Evil
"Run, run, run, run, run, take a pig or two." Unimpressed I was listening to the Velvet Underground's "Run".


weaver
Half-elven

Sep 5 2012, 1:59am

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What famous play do you get when you cross a pig, a letter and a hobbit moving fast? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Pig-mail-he-run"

(Ok, that was bad, but we haven't had a pun thread in a long time! I'm out of practice!)

Weaver



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