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elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 5:55pm

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13 dwarves walk into a hole... Can't Post

Okay not the best opening line, but since its Friday and I need a good laugh to get the weekend going. What is worst opening line you can think of to start a Middle Earth Joke, punchlines welcome as well. And no I don't have a good punchline for my opening. but If I think of one I'll post it.

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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DanielLB
Immortal


Aug 31 2012, 6:01pm

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"Frodo massages his Ring" [In reply to] Can't Post

Would probably raise a few eyebrows Unimpressed

Especially Thranduil's.


QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:05pm

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Knock Knock // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:07pm

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Oh no, dare I say it? [In reply to] Can't Post

who's there?

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:10pm

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A dwarf... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:18pm

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a dwarf who? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:19pm

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Knock knock... [In reply to] Can't Post

(I do have a punchline, but I'm gonna make you work for it)


DanielLB
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Aug 31 2012, 6:23pm

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Who's there? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:29pm

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A dwarf... [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm sure you see where this might be going Smile


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:30pm

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Oh thats just mean lol // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:36pm

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Keep going! [In reply to] Can't Post

There's a punchline, and I promise it's worth the effort! Evil


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:44pm

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who's there [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:46pm

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Maiar // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:47pm

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a Maiar who? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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QuackingTroll
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 6:48pm

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Here comes the punchline! [In reply to] Can't Post

Maiar'nt you glad I didn't say "a dwarf"!

Sorry...


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 6:53pm

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NICE, I'm just glad you didn't make me do that 13 times// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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DanielLB
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Aug 31 2012, 6:53pm

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Oh dear [In reply to] Can't Post

I think doing "a dwarf" 11 more times might've been funnier Wink Laugh


DanielLB
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Aug 31 2012, 6:55pm

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What did Pippin do when he got drunk? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by DanielLB on Aug 31 2012, 7:04pm)


imin
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 7:00pm

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Did he forget how to spell his own name? :P // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 7:03pm

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Okay I'll bite what did he do? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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DanielLB
Immortal


Aug 31 2012, 7:04pm

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That's a much better punch line! [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh


DanielLB
Immortal


Aug 31 2012, 7:05pm

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He began to feel Merry / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


imin
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 7:09pm

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Oh you edited it! :P [In reply to] Can't Post

And lolz, Merry joke was good :)


(This post was edited by imin on Aug 31 2012, 7:10pm)


elevorn
Lorien


Aug 31 2012, 7:19pm

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so wrong on multiple levels, great one!!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Aug 31 2012, 7:20pm

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What did Gollum say when he escaped the Mirkwood elves? [In reply to] Can't Post

Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!

(lamb)


Sorry, that's my all time favorite ME riddle! Laugh



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