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13 dwarves walk into a hole...

elevorn
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Aug 31 2012, 5:55pm


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Okay not the best opening line, but since its Friday and I need a good laugh to get the weekend going. What is worst opening line you can think of to start a Middle Earth Joke, punchlines welcome as well. And no I don't have a good punchline for my opening. but If I think of one I'll post it.

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13 dwarves walk into a hole... elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 5:55pm
    "Frodo massages his Ring" DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 6:01pm
    Knock Knock // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:05pm
        Oh no, dare I say it? elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:07pm
            A dwarf... // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:10pm
                a dwarf who? elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:18pm
                    Knock knock... QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:19pm
                        Who's there? / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 6:23pm
                            A dwarf... QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:29pm
                                Oh thats just mean lol // elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:30pm
                                    Keep going! QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:36pm
                                        who's there elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:44pm
                                            Maiar // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:46pm
                                                a Maiar who? elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:47pm
                                                    Here comes the punchline! QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 6:48pm
                                                        NICE, I'm just glad you didn't make me do that 13 times// elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 6:53pm
                                                        Oh dear DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 6:53pm
                                                        Knock Knock TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:27pm
                                                            Who's there? // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 7:31pm
                                                                Hobbit! TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:35pm
                                                                    Hobbit who? // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 7:35pm
                                                                        Hobbit these guys and their off-colour jokes, eh? TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:36pm
                                                                            lol! // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Aug 31 2012, 9:47pm
    What did Pippin do when he got drunk? / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 6:55pm
        Did he forget how to spell his own name? :P // imin Send a private message to imin Aug 31 2012, 7:00pm
            That's a much better punch line! DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 7:04pm
                Oh you edited it! :P imin Send a private message to imin Aug 31 2012, 7:09pm
        Okay I'll bite what did he do? elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 7:03pm
            He began to feel Merry / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 7:05pm
                so wrong on multiple levels, great one!!// elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 7:19pm
                *fwap!* // AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Aug 31 2012, 7:21pm
                ha!! :) // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Aug 31 2012, 9:48pm
                ba dum bump! // acheron Send a private message to acheron Sep 1 2012, 2:46am
                LOL Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Sep 1 2012, 4:19am
                    I had a good laugh reading all of these. Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Sep 1 2012, 4:24am
    What did Gollum say when he escaped the Mirkwood elves? AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Aug 31 2012, 7:20pm
        lol! good one! Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Aug 31 2012, 9:56pm
    Why did Bilbo climb the tree? TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:25pm
    What's white and can't fly? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 7:30pm
    What did Merry say to Pippin as they watched Treebeard talk to his friends? TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:47pm
    Wow . . . nothing like me showing up to close down a thread . . . TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 7:59pm
        You Kili'd the atmosphere // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 8:01pm
            And Bombur'd the thread / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 8:02pm
                I'll show him the Dori // QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 8:03pm
                    Kick him in the Gloin too! DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 8:04pm
                        and that's what I was looking for thanks ringers!!// elevorn Send a private message to elevorn Aug 31 2012, 8:06pm
                        Nah, I'll just ig-NORI-t QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 8:11pm
                            Yup, it's probably better to igNori, Bifur this comes tiresome / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 8:13pm
                                Too late oh Thorin my side. SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Aug 31 2012, 10:12pm
                                    It's OK, no use Dwalin on it. // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 1 2012, 12:16pm
                        Ah . . . TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 8:12pm
                            I'm sat in a living room with a huge psycho-grin on my face reading these QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 8:17pm
                                Seemed a proper reply after he used Gloin . . . TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 8:20pm
                                I'm glad you don't think this is Borin DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 8:21pm
                                    Oin to these awful puns, I think I've had my Fil(i) and I'm about to start Balin// Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 31 2012, 8:35pm
                                    I'm just Galadriel having a good time . . . TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 8:35pm
                                        These are all very ORIginal jokes ;-P / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Aug 31 2012, 9:20pm
                    This one is done using the dead-pan delivery of Steven Wright . . . TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 8:07pm
    I spilled spot remover on my dog . . . now he's gone. TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 8:23pm
        I'm waiting for Ruxendil_Thoorg to chip in... QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Aug 31 2012, 8:54pm
        I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Aug 31 2012, 10:13pm
            The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 10:16pm
                With a side of mouse brains. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Aug 31 2012, 10:17pm
                    What does a "blech" emoticon look like ? TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Aug 31 2012, 10:20pm
        You can't have everything. Where would you put it? // RosieLass Send a private message to RosieLass Sep 1 2012, 7:06am
            "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." TomthePilgrim Send a private message to TomthePilgrim Sep 1 2012, 1:52pm
                What's another word for Thesaurus? // Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Sep 1 2012, 9:47pm
                    Google ;-P / DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 1 2012, 10:00pm
    Gandalf to the scrambled eggs: Fry you fools! // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Aug 31 2012, 10:14pm
        Gandalf to breaded chicken: Fry you fowls // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Aug 31 2012, 10:15pm
            Gandalf to ducks: Fly you fowls. // SirDennisC Send a private message to SirDennisC Aug 31 2012, 10:16pm
                Gandalf in a pants thread: *Fly* you fools! AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande Aug 31 2012, 10:58pm
                    Okie Dorky Durin-ly Bomby will Bite you you w/my Bombadil Send a private message to Bombadil Sep 1 2012, 3:15am
                    Gandalf in Back to the Future: McFly, you fool! // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 2 2012, 1:30am
    Here I am! Is this seat taken? lemme give this a try."13 Dwarves walk into a hole..." Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 1 2012, 12:02pm
    Here's an oldie: What's the Balrog of Moria's favorite drink? Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Sep 1 2012, 12:04pm
        Why do Balrogs paint their feet yellow? DanielLB Send a private message to DanielLB Sep 1 2012, 1:07pm
    Why did Goldberry tell Frodo to throw a firecracker at a pickle? weaver Send a private message to weaver Sep 5 2012, 2:25am

 
 
 

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