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Aragorn vs Captain Kirk


Oct 24 2007, 1:58am

Post #1 of 16 (3773 views)
Aragorn vs Captain Kirk Can't Post

They both have the same weapon, be it a phaser or a sword... who do you think would win?

If Gandalf could just jump on an eagle and fly into Mordor... WHY THE BLOODY HELL DIDN'T HE DO IT THREE MOVIES AGO!?!

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Tol Eressea

Oct 24 2007, 5:30pm

Post #2 of 16 (985 views)
Does that cheesy Star Trek fight music play during the battle? [In reply to] Can't Post

Who wins depends on the weapon.

If it's swords, Aragorn mops the floor with Kirk. If it's phasers, Kirk mops the floor with Aragorn. If it's a fistfight, I'd go with Aragorn simply because he's got the advantage of height and reach on Kirk, not to mention that he's probably in better physical condition (having spent his days stomping around Middle-earth and fighting orcs instead of sitting in a captain's chair and seducing space babes).

However, one thing's for sure: regardless of who wins, Kirk will get his shirt torn at some point during the fight.

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Oct 24 2007, 6:08pm

Post #3 of 16 (1013 views)
Yes, the ST fight music plays [In reply to] Can't Post

Then later, when Aragorn gets home to Arwen, he finds her in bed with Kirk.

If Gandalf could just jump on an eagle and fly into Mordor... WHY IN THE NAME OF ERU DIDN'T HE DO IT THREE MOVIES AGO!?!


Oct 24 2007, 10:12pm

Post #4 of 16 (980 views)
IPut me down for Aragorn... [In reply to] Can't Post

unless Kirk has a phaser. He's more agile looking and he acts smarter, even if Kirk DID graduate from Starfleet Academy--Aragorn was schooled by thousand year old elves!

And re: Gandalf and Gwaihir flying to Mordor-- they were so big that they woulda been seen, ya know!Sly

For Gondor!


Oct 26 2007, 2:16am

Post #5 of 16 (981 views)
I'm thinking.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn would win.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Tol Eressea

Oct 26 2007, 7:54pm

Post #6 of 16 (1132 views)
Aragorn, just by virtue of his cheekbones.// [In reply to] Can't Post


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Oct 29 2007, 3:20am

Post #7 of 16 (901 views)
Gettin' a bit cheeky, are you? ;-D // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Tol Eressea

Oct 29 2007, 4:52pm

Post #8 of 16 (917 views)
Well, it's a family board [In reply to] Can't Post

so I won't mention his other cheeks!

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Oct 31 2007, 7:42pm

Post #9 of 16 (917 views)
Aragorn [In reply to] Can't Post

Kirk scurries all over like a madman looking for a way to make primitive gunpowder. However, Arwen quickly manages to distract him as a Girl of the Week ("What's this? A starship captain taken off his guard?") allowing Aragorn to do the decapitation thing that he does so well.

(At least it's more honorable and glorious than being killed by falling scaffolding.)

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.


Nov 25 2007, 1:47pm

Post #10 of 16 (1037 views)
Can they use the volcan death grip? [In reply to] Can't Post

I think it depends on weapons also.

P.S. sorry i don't know how to spill volcan

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The Shire

Dec 17 2007, 12:25am

Post #11 of 16 (871 views)
kirk would win [In reply to] Can't Post

if he had a phaser and aragorn had a sword

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Tol Eressea

Dec 17 2007, 12:44am

Post #12 of 16 (1097 views)
As long as Aragorn isn't wearing a red shirt [In reply to] Can't Post

...during the fight, I think he would clean the floor with Kirk. Wink

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The Shire

Dec 19 2007, 10:31pm

Post #13 of 16 (825 views)
Lovely! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can so see Arwen saying just that...and the look on Jim Kirk's face just before his head is separated cleanly from his shoulders. Love it!

The Shire

Dec 19 2007, 10:33pm

Post #14 of 16 (957 views)
It depends... [In reply to] Can't Post

If weapons were involved, I say Aragorn all the way.

Now, if it were a game of Fizzbin, on the other hand, I think Kirk would be a shoe-in. Laugh

The Shire

May 17 2008, 5:41pm

Post #15 of 16 (3250 views)
its vulcan [In reply to] Can't Post

and its not a death grip its a nerve pinch unfourtunat person falls to the ground unconsious and kirk cant do it even though spock tryed to teach him several times


Jun 29 2013, 2:57pm

Post #16 of 16 (405 views)
kirk [In reply to] Can't Post



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