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Punk Parody #4 - the Ramones encore, with Lou Reed bonus: two "walking" songs

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Jul 8 2012, 6:19pm


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And finally we come to the fourth and final installment of this punk-genre parody song series.

Anything punk begins and ends with the Ramones, one might argue, and so shall it be here. This one is based on "Rock and Roll High School". I call it "A Hobbit Walking Song of Walking" because it's meant to be a Hobbit walking song, of sorts, and the word "walking" is mentioned...a lot. Alternate title: "Walkin' to Mount Doom".

A HOBBIT WALKING SONG OF WALKING, or WALKIN’ TO MOUNT DOOM

A parody of the Ramones, Rock and Roll High School

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx8fPaZL3MQ
http://www.lyrics007.com/...School%20Lyrics.html
http://grooveshark.com/...and+roll+high+school

Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom

As I leave home, I must beware
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
'Cause Sauron hunts the Ring I bear
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
I just have to take a trip
I just need a Fellowship
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom

Well the Fellowship's broken up, you know,
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
No one but Sam with whom to go
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Guided by a creature who was named Smeagol
Fate will see how he plays a role
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom

Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long so thirsty
Long long so hungry
Long long (Long long)
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom

I don't care for my destiny
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
'Cause that's not where I want to be
Walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
I just wanna take a trip
I just wanna take a ship
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom

Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long walkin' to Mount Doom
Long long so thirsty
Long long so hungry
Long long (Long long)
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom
Walk walk walk walk walkin' to Mount Doom



*BONUS * BONUS * BONUS *

And next comes, another parody song, which is also about Walking. This one is not a "punk" parody in the strictest sense, so I don't consider it part of the series. It's a tribute to the five Istari, based on Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side. I call the parody "Walk on the Wise Side":

WALK ON THE WISE SIDE

A parody of Lou Reed, Walk on the Wild Side:
http://www.youtube.com/...youtube_gdata_player (with lyrics)

Sarry, Chief Istar, M-A-I-A,
Pitched up a home across the Isen way.
Bred some Uruks on the way,
Sold his soul and then he had a scheme,
He said "Hey, babe, take a walk on the Eye's side."
He said "Hey, Gandalf, take a chill on the topside."

Gandy came from out in the West lands.
When his fires bloomed, he was every party's darlin'.
Gandy never lost his head.
Faced the Balrog, seeing red,
He said "Hey, babe, DON’T YOU PASS!!! Stay on your side!"
Yelled: "Fly, fools!" Took a dive to the low side.

Elves from Rivendell go: Tra lala lala lally la
La lala lala lally la...
(Tra lala lala lally la
La lala lala lally la....)

Radagast never once gave it away
Every birdy kept the foes at bay
A council here, a tussle there,
Drove a sleigh that was pulled by hares,
He said "Hey, babe, take a seat on the inside"
He said, "Hey, bunnies, take us round to the far side."

Alatar and Pallando hit the East
Looking to do the Valar's will, at least,
Wandered yon in robes of blue,
Disappeared into the blue,
We ask, "Hey guys, what went on in the East side?"
We're like "Hey wizards, what's the story from your side?"

Gandy had just fallen away,
Thought he was deep sixed, as they say,
When he passed into the light,
Valar had him all decked in White,
And said, "Hey, babe, head on back Middle Earth side."
They said, "Hey Olórin, keep it up for the good side."

Halls of Mandos farewell: Tra lala lala lally la la
Lala lala lally la la....
(Tra lala lala lally la
La lala lala lally la....)

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Punk Parody #4 - the Ramones encore, with Lou Reed bonus: two "walking" songs Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 8 2012, 6:19pm
    Cool!! QuackingTroll Send a private message to QuackingTroll Jul 8 2012, 10:54pm
        Thanks Q! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 1:56am
    Another good one Rux ! Hamfast Send a private message to Hamfast Jul 8 2012, 11:06pm
        Many thanks Hamfast! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 2:10am
            I tear up listening to Louis Armstrong sing 'What A Wonderful World'... Hamfast Send a private message to Hamfast Jul 9 2012, 3:15am
    You are just tooooo funny! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Jul 9 2012, 12:25am
        TY, Lissuin! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 2:34am
    *facepalm* it would be good to post the most updated version...! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 1:42am
    actually laughed out loud acheron Send a private message to acheron Jul 9 2012, 3:33am
        Thx acheron! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 3:56am
    Great fun yet again! Especially love Walk on the Wise Side :) // zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Jul 9 2012, 4:45am
        Thx! glad u enjoyed, Ms. Zarabia :-) / Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 4:49pm
    And we'll have fun, fun, fun 'til Gollum takes the One Ring away... Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Jul 9 2012, 2:56pm
        much appreciated, O S! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 9 2012, 5:05pm
    Love this! Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Jul 12 2012, 12:39am
        Sincere thanks, Ziggy! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 12 2012, 1:57am
    The more song-parodies, the happier I am Eriol Gurner Send a private message to Eriol Gurner Aug 3 2012, 1:40pm
        Awesome! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 4 2012, 12:14pm

 
 
 

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