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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Gondor
Jun 23 2012, 3:01am
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Punk parody lyrics #2: the Clash
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Second in a series of punk parody song lyrics. The first came from the Ramones, and has been performed by Quacking_Troll just today! Check it out! http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;
Ok next comes the Clash. Can't have a series on punk without the Clash. I wrote it quite a few months back and polished it recently. I think most will find it more recognizeable than the last one. Please play the clip linked below and read while listening, for maximum effect.
Here goes.
THE SIEGE OF GONDOR, or GONDOR CALLING [London Calling, the Clash]
Gondor calling to the Rohirrim,
Now war’s been declared, and battle’s gone grim.
Gondor calling from its beacon-lit hills:
Come out of Dol Amroth, Lebennin, Dor-en-Ernil!
Gondor calling reinforcements to us!
Due to pyromania, Steward’s bitten the dust.
Gondor calling, since we ain’t got that Ring,
We call for the ring of a trudgin' king.
The Third Age is ending, the rocks zooming in,
Southrons expected, list of allies grows thin.
Engines come rolling, but still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.
Gondor calling the Osgiliath zone,
We’re sorry brother, you went it alone.
Gondor calling, watch for Nazgûl black breath,
Our thoughts go to Faramir, he hovers at his death.
Gondor calling, and we don’t wanna shout,
But while we were calling, we saw Grond rolling out.
Gondor calling, we have death tolls run high,
On top of that, trolls, with the yellowy eyes.
The Third Age is ending, the fire zooming in,
We’re grossly outnumbered, defenses worn thin.
There’s heads in those helmets! But still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.
The Third Age is ending, the night zooming in,
Siege towers unloading, the horde six walls in.
The Witch King’s a terror, but still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.
Now get this….
Gondor calling, yes Gandalf’s here too.
An’ you heard his staff’s broken? Well, none of it was true!
Gondor calling from the top of the tower.
Send us your men, won’t you lend us your power?
Gondor calling.....
I’d like to make it home alive [fading] alive alive alive....
Source audio with lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotkzHsIuoA
Source lyrics: http://www.sing365.com/...dc9e482568ab00303277
A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.
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Punk parody lyrics #2: the Clash
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 23 2012, 3:01am
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Not bad!
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 24 2012, 5:01am
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Thanks O.S.!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 24 2012, 11:21pm
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*geeky hand clapping* A collaboration! Awesome :D
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grammaboodawg
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Jun 24 2012, 4:27pm
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thanks gramma!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 25 2012, 12:01am
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Where DO you find these?
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dernwyn
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Jun 24 2012, 8:39pm
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Danke, dernwyn!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 25 2012, 12:26am
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Awesome! Especially if you sing it along with the right song:)
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zarabia
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Jun 25 2012, 6:25am
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*chuckle* Thanks zarabia!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 25 2012, 4:27pm
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Really Good
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Ziggy Stardust
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Jul 12 2012, 12:51am
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Humble thanks Ziggy!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jul 12 2012, 2:29am
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