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Punk parody lyrics #2: the Clash

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Jun 23 2012, 3:01am


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Second in a series of punk parody song lyrics. The first came from the Ramones, and has been performed by Quacking_Troll just today! Check it out! http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

Ok next comes the Clash. Can't have a series on punk without the Clash. I wrote it quite a few months back and polished it recently. I think most will find it more recognizeable than the last one. Please play the clip linked below and read while listening, for maximum effect.

Here goes.


THE SIEGE OF GONDOR, or GONDOR CALLING [London Calling, the Clash]

Gondor calling to the Rohirrim,
Now war’s been declared, and battle’s gone grim.
Gondor calling from its beacon-lit hills:
Come out of Dol Amroth, Lebennin, Dor-en-Ernil!
Gondor calling reinforcements to us!
Due to pyromania, Steward’s bitten the dust.
Gondor calling, since we ain’t got that Ring,
We call for the ring of a trudgin' king.

The Third Age is ending, the rocks zooming in,
Southrons expected, list of allies grows thin.
Engines come rolling, but still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.

Gondor calling the Osgiliath zone,
We’re sorry brother, you went it alone.
Gondor calling, watch for Nazgűl black breath,
Our thoughts go to Faramir, he hovers at his death.
Gondor calling, and we don’t wanna shout,
But while we were calling, we saw Grond rolling out.
Gondor calling, we have death tolls run high,
On top of that, trolls, with the yellowy eyes.

The Third Age is ending, the fire zooming in,
We’re grossly outnumbered, defenses worn thin.
There’s heads in those helmets! But still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.

The Third Age is ending, the night zooming in,
Siege towers unloading, the horde six walls in.
The Witch King’s a terror, but still, have no fear
While the White Tower holds the line West of the river.

Now get this….

Gondor calling, yes Gandalf’s here too.
An’ you heard his staff’s broken? Well, none of it was true!
Gondor calling from the top of the tower.
Send us your men, won’t you lend us your power?

Gondor calling.....

I’d like to make it home alive [fading] alive alive alive....

Source audio with lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotkzHsIuoA

Source lyrics: http://www.sing365.com/...dc9e482568ab00303277

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Punk parody lyrics #2: the Clash Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 23 2012, 3:01am
    Not bad! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Jun 24 2012, 5:01am
        Thanks O.S.! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 24 2012, 11:21pm
    *geeky hand clapping* A collaboration! Awesome :D grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Jun 24 2012, 4:27pm
        thanks gramma! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 25 2012, 12:01am
    Where DO you find these? dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Jun 24 2012, 8:39pm
        Danke, dernwyn! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 25 2012, 12:26am
    Awesome! Especially if you sing it along with the right song:) zarabia Send a private message to zarabia Jun 25 2012, 6:25am
        *chuckle* Thanks zarabia! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jun 25 2012, 4:27pm
    Really Good Ziggy Stardust Send a private message to Ziggy Stardust Jul 12 2012, 12:51am
        Humble thanks Ziggy! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Jul 12 2012, 2:29am

 
 
 

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