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Scenes From the Hat

Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


May 24 2012, 1:56pm

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Greetings and salutatorians, dear TORnfolk, and welcome to another edition of SFTH. Today's game was suggested once again by everyone's favorite modern-day Ent. You gnaw him, you leaf him, he's the very poplar Darkstone!



*applause*

Besides troll purses what other inanimate objects talked in Middle-earth, and what did they have to say? (Bilbo’s front door: “Frodo, were you raised in a barn?” Sting: “Hey orc! Don’t stand so close to me!”)



And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.


DanielLB
Immortal


May 24 2012, 2:16pm

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A Huorn watching in on the Entmoot: "So much for the ENT-ertainment" .... [In reply to] Can't Post

Unimpressed
The only reason the Palantír fell out of Isengard was because it convinced Gríma it was a bowling ball.

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


May 24 2012, 3:17pm

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Pay the Troll!

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house." - Aragorn


grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 24 2012, 4:38pm

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The Ring: And here's another clammy hand. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




TORn's Observations Lists
Unused Scenes



Lissuin
Tol Eressea


May 24 2012, 9:34pm

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as they fell clattering down into one of the gaping fissures that scored the land of Mordor:

"Here's another nice mess you've gotten us innnnnnntoooooooooooooo.........!"


Xanaseb
Tol Eressea


May 24 2012, 11:05pm

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OME (Eru) that's hilarious Daniel [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink


Catch it, catch it, catch it! Dropped it... ...
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


May 25 2012, 1:34am

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Gandalf the Grey's staff, as it rapped on the door to Bag End.... [In reply to] Can't Post

....
STAFF: (rapping at the front door of Bag End)
"I said a hip hob
The hibbie the hibbie
to the hib hib hobbit,
You dont stop the rock it
to the Bag End Baggins
say up jumped the Boggie
to the rhythm of the Bugger, the beat...."

(It was a cover of a song by the Shire's very own bardic group, The Underhill Gang.)
(There was more. It went on for another ten minutes or so.)

Source :

http://www.youtube.com/...youtube_gdata_player

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


May 25 2012, 2:51am

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Aragorn's "Ranger sword" after Anduril becomes his weapon of choice....(movie only) [In reply to] Can't Post

RANGER SWORD:
"What shall I do now, chop liver?"Frown

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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DanielLB
Immortal


May 25 2012, 7:22am

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"I'm going to get so much obuse when the film comes out"

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DanielLB
Immortal


May 25 2012, 7:26am

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The Ring, as the Fewlloship leaves Rivendell [In reply to] Can't Post

"We're all going on a summer holiday"

...

"We're going where the Eye shines brightly
we're going where the sky is black.
we've all seen it on the movies,
now let's see if it's true."

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Nuradar
Rohan


May 25 2012, 2:11pm

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The shield on which Legolas slides down the stairs in Battle at Helm's Deep: "weeeeeeeeeeeeee - hah! Take that sucka!!!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Nuradar on May 25 2012, 2:11pm)


DanielLB
Immortal


May 25 2012, 2:13pm

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Gandalf's hat: [In reply to] Can't Post

"Gryffindor!"

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Nuradar
Rohan


May 25 2012, 2:14pm

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"Look away...nothing to see here..."


Nuradar
Rohan


May 25 2012, 2:15pm

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HAHAHAHA!!!! Love it. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Nuradar
Rohan


May 25 2012, 2:17pm

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Orc armour that Sam and Frodo wore in ROTK as they made their way to Mt. Doom... [In reply to] Can't Post

Frodo's Orc armour: "Master, what happened? You've shrunk!"

Sam's Orc armour: "Master, what happened? You're fat!"


SirDennisC
Half-elven


May 25 2012, 6:08pm

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Just before they were spotted by Merry, picked and eaten, the mushrooms could be overheard saying:

Cappy: Ha, silly Hobbits... almost landed in a pile of road apples.

Toady: (dreamily) Mmm, road apples.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


May 25 2012, 7:34pm

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Maybe a 'Yule' holiday? [In reply to] Can't Post


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"We're all going on a summer holiday"



The Fellowship left Rivendell on December 25. Even if it was earlier in the film, Frodo still doesn't awaken in Rivendell until October 24 with the Council of Elrond being held the next day.

Sorry for being a spoilsport! I just couldn't let that pass.

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house." - Aragorn

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on May 25 2012, 7:38pm)


DanielLB
Immortal


May 25 2012, 11:07pm

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It had crossed my mind that they left on 25th December. But I found it far too funny not to post it Wink

And I was hoping no-one else would say anything Tongue

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Count Balrog
The Shire


May 30 2012, 12:02am

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is it too late to add something ... [In reply to] Can't Post

saruman's pipe-weed: "run for your lives! we're being attaced by hobbits."
'

Balrogs rule (literally)


tennie75
Lorien


May 31 2012, 2:31am

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Arandiel
Grey Havens

May 31 2012, 6:35am

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Walk to Rivendell: There and Back Again Challenge - getting thirteen rowdy Dwarves, one grumpy Wizard, and a beleaguered Hobbit from Bag End to the Lonely Mountain by December 2012; and that same much enriched Hobbit back to Bag End by December 2013

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