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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
May 24 2012, 1:56pm
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Scenes From the Hat
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Greetings and salutatorians, dear TORnfolk, and welcome to another edition of SFTH. Today's game was suggested once again by everyone's favorite modern-day Ent. You gnaw him, you leaf him, he's the very poplar Darkstone!
*applause*
Besides troll purses what other inanimate objects talked in Middle-earth, and what did they have to say? (Bilbo’s front door: “Frodo, were you raised in a barn?” Sting: “Hey orc! Don’t stand so close to me!”)
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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DanielLB
Immortal
May 24 2012, 2:16pm
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A Huorn watching in on the Entmoot: "So much for the ENT-ertainment" ....
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The only reason the Palantír fell out of Isengard was because it convinced Gríma it was a bowling ball.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
May 24 2012, 3:17pm
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A bridge with a greedy Olog-hai under it
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Pay the Troll!
"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house." - Aragorn
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Lissuin
Valinor
May 24 2012, 9:34pm
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as they fell clattering down into one of the gaping fissures that scored the land of Mordor:
"Here's another nice mess you've gotten us innnnnnntoooooooooooooo.........!"
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Xanaseb
Tol Eressea
May 24 2012, 11:05pm
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OME (Eru) that's hilarious Daniel
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Catch it, catch it, catch it! Dropped it... ...
Join us over at Barliman's chat all day, any day!
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Join the Lord of the Rings Character Elimination game! Vouch for your favourite -minor- book and film character so that they can enter the -major- characters level!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea
May 25 2012, 1:34am
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Gandalf the Grey's staff, as it rapped on the door to Bag End....
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STAFF: (rapping at the front door of Bag End)
"I said a hip hob
The hibbie the hibbie
to the hib hib hobbit,
You dont stop the rock it
to the Bag End Baggins
say up jumped the Boggie
to the rhythm of the Bugger, the beat...."
(It was a cover of a song by the Shire's very own bardic group, The Underhill Gang.)
(There was more. It went on for another ten minutes or so.)
Source :
http://www.youtube.com/...youtube_gdata_player
A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.
http://newboards.theonering.net/...rum.cgi?post=424021;
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DanielLB
Immortal
May 25 2012, 7:22am
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"I'm going to get so much obuse when the film comes out"
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DanielLB
Immortal
May 25 2012, 7:26am
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The Ring, as the Fewlloship leaves Rivendell
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"We're all going on a summer holiday"
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"We're going where the Eye shines brightly
we're going where the sky is black.
we've all seen it on the movies,
now let's see if it's true."
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Nuradar
Rohan
May 25 2012, 2:11pm
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The shield on which Legolas slides down the stairs in Battle at Helm's Deep: "weeeeeeeeeeeeee - hah! Take that sucka!!!"
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DanielLB
Immortal
May 25 2012, 2:13pm
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"Gryffindor!"
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Nuradar
Rohan
May 25 2012, 2:14pm
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Frodo's Elvish cloak in TTT as it hides Frodo and Sam in front of the Black Gate:
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"Look away...nothing to see here..."
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Nuradar
Rohan
May 25 2012, 2:17pm
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Orc armour that Sam and Frodo wore in ROTK as they made their way to Mt. Doom...
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Frodo's Orc armour: "Master, what happened? You've shrunk!"
Sam's Orc armour: "Master, what happened? You're fat!"
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
May 25 2012, 6:08pm
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Just before they were spotted by Merry, picked and eaten, the mushrooms could be overheard saying:
Cappy: Ha, silly Hobbits... almost landed in a pile of road apples.
Toady: (dreamily) Mmm, road apples.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
May 25 2012, 7:34pm
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"We're all going on a summer holiday"
The Fellowship left Rivendell on December 25. Even if it was earlier in the film, Frodo still doesn't awaken in Rivendell until October 24 with the Council of Elrond being held the next day.
Sorry for being a spoilsport! I just couldn't let that pass.
"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house." - Aragorn
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on May 25 2012, 7:38pm)
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DanielLB
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May 25 2012, 11:07pm
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It had crossed my mind that they left on 25th December. But I found it far too funny not to post it
And I was hoping no-one else would say anything 
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Count Balrog
The Shire
May 30 2012, 12:02am
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is it too late to add something ...
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saruman's pipe-weed: "run for your lives! we're being attaced by hobbits."
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Balrogs rule (literally)
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tennie75
Lorien
May 31 2012, 2:31am
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these aren't the Hobbits you're looking for...//
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Arandiel
Grey Havens
May 31 2012, 6:35am
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"We're not in Hogwarts anymore"//
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Walk to Rivendell: There and Back Again Challenge - getting thirteen rowdy Dwarves, one grumpy Wizard, and a beleaguered Hobbit from Bag End to the Lonely Mountain by December 2012; and that same much enriched Hobbit back to Bag End by December 2013
Join us, Thursdays on Main!
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