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SkyNet versus Sauron


May 3 2012, 1:23pm

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SkyNet versus Sauron Can't Post

Lurtz versus the T-800, WiKi versus the T-1000, Shelob versus the T-X, etc., etc.

Who would end up dominating the earth?

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

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May 3 2012, 7:32pm

Post #2 of 4 (171 views)
The T-800 gets it foot caught in a tree root [In reply to] Can't Post

and falls to the ground, getting leaf mould smooshed into critical connections. While it's struggling to right itself, Lurtz comes up behind and stomps its head off.

The Wiki rides its Fell Beast and has it drop boulders on top of the T-1000 until it's slightly flatter than a crushed car.

Shelob stabs the T-X, and gets her stinger caught by the Terminator who proceeds to shoot and rip her to pieces.

Sauron wins on points.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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May 3 2012, 8:56pm

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There are, indeed, dark forces at work [In reply to] Can't Post

within our mild-mannered moderator, Ataahua. Beware, TORnfolk! Evil

(This post was edited by Lissuin on May 3 2012, 8:59pm)


Jun 2 2012, 10:06pm

Post #4 of 4 (318 views)
Skynet wins [In reply to] Can't Post

Orcs are too squishy. Ahnold cyborgs would tear them a new one, and they wouldn't fear the Nazgul being emotionless.

Take this Brother may it serve you well!!!


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