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Peregrine Took or Jar-jar Binks?

GothmogTheBalrog
Rivendell

Mar 10 2012, 1:11am

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Peregrine Took or Jar-jar Binks? Can't Post

Who would win a clown contest?

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Arandiel
Grey Havens

Mar 10 2012, 1:19am

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For being genuinely funny: Pippin - [In reply to] Can't Post

For being utterly ridiculous: Jarr-jarr


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YavannaValar
The Shire


Mar 10 2012, 1:46am

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no contest! [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar-Jar is way more stupid! GO PIPPIN!

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tolkiennerd
Lorien


Mar 11 2012, 2:37am

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hmmmmmm [In reply to] Can't Post

I the goal is to make people laugh Pippin if it's to annoy people Jar Jar


Eredhion
The Shire


Mar 11 2012, 8:29am

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Very funny [In reply to] Can't Post

I am going to say Pippin.

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Donry
Tol Eressea


Mar 14 2012, 3:21am

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Took! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hopefully he stomps Jar-Jar into oblivion.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens

Mar 15 2012, 5:36pm

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let us count the ways [In reply to] Can't Post

1. Funniness

Pippin: funny.
Jar Jar: painfully unfunny.
Edge: Pippin.

2. Agility, such as for juggling

Pippin: able to knock out an Uruk Hai with a single thrown rock while mounted on a walking, fighting tree-like giant. Also can wield a short sword and serve as Tower Guard for Minas Tirith. Slew a troll (or an orc, in the movies)
Jar Jar: incapable of shooting intended targets except by accident during a spasmodic episode.
Edge: Pippin

3. Ability to squeeze into clown car

Pippin: small, Hobbit sized.
Jar Jar: tall, lanky, floppy ears that tend to get caught in car doors.
Edge: Pippin

4. Ability to wear a lapel flower pin that squirts water.

Pippin: wore an Elven brooch. That's kinda close.
Jar Jar: probably too clumsy to put one on without bleeding to death (but it's probably worth a try....)
Edge: Pippin

5. Can entertain an audience.

Pippin: many times (including "evil" times)
Jar Jar: entertain? Not so much. Irritate? Most definitely.
Edge: Pippin.

Yeah i go with Peregrin "Chuckles" Took on this one.

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Chopsta123
Gondor


Mar 16 2012, 7:57am

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i agree with the above [In reply to] Can't Post

definately Pippin


GothmogTheBalrog
Rivendell

Mar 17 2012, 2:01am

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I agree. [In reply to] Can't Post

Obviously Pippin

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YavannaValar
The Shire


Mar 18 2012, 7:19pm

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Yeah, [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar-jar is just... Iritaiting

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shirehobbit
Rivendell

Apr 5 2012, 8:31pm

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Pippin [In reply to] Can't Post

Jar Jar is more clown like, but Pippin wins hands down.


BeornBerserker
Lorien

Jun 18 2012, 1:05pm

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One is funny, one annoying [In reply to] Can't Post

 


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jan 7 2014, 4:56pm

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Peregrine [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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