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THE ONE RING, a parody of The Beach Boys' California Girls

Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens

Feb 25 2012, 2:18am


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It's a miserable rainy evening here. So i figure, time for some California dreamin'--Tolkien style.

BTW I've done a song parody based around the Rings poem before, http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=384117;#384117
but not quite like this.

It may help to have the music playing while reading this. A link to youtube audio clip with lyrics is supplied below. For my parodies generally, I recommend it.

OK here goes:


THE ONE RING

(to the tune of The Beach Boys, California Girls)


Well Three Rings for the Elv-
en Kings who dwell under the sky,

And the Seven for the Dwarven-lords
Where in their halls of stone they hide,

The Nine for Mortal Men, they’re really
doomed to die alone,

And the One for Me, the Dark Lord who sits
Here on my dark and dreadful throne!

The One to Rule Them All and to Find Them
The One to Bring Them All and to Bind Them
The One to Bring Them All where the Shadows Lie!

An Elven buddy of mine, Cele-
brimbor “Silver-Hands”,
He called me Lord of Gifts, ol’ Annatar
He thought I spoke for Valar lands.

I showed him how to take some gold and
Forge some special rings,
‘Cuz I couldn’t wait to show my new mate
Something else, just one more thing…

Ash nazg durbatulúk, gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk, krimpatul
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
where Shadows Lie!

The One to Rule Them All and to Find Them
(Forge, forge, forge, yeah you got it)
The One to Bring Them All and to Bind Them
(Forge, forge, forge, yeah you got it)
The One to Rule Them All and to Find Them
(Forge, forge, forge, yeah you got it)
The One to Bring Them All and to Bind Them
(Forge, forge, forge, yeah you got it)

(FADE OUT)


Source links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8yph3rb27o
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/4876/

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...rum.cgi?post=424021;

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THE ONE RING, a parody of The Beach Boys' California Girls Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 25 2012, 2:18am
    I am...speechless... Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Feb 25 2012, 4:27am
    Now I have this image of an Sauron wearing a Hawaiian shirt... dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 25 2012, 4:38am
        And orcs in the band... Arandiel Send a private message to Arandiel Feb 25 2012, 4:45am
    Oh, you kid! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Feb 25 2012, 7:19am
        so how did the party go?// Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 28 2012, 2:29am
    Hahahaha! What a great use of a rainy evening! :D :D // Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Feb 26 2012, 2:37am
    Classic! Nightingale Send a private message to Nightingale Feb 26 2012, 1:16pm
    Thanks, all! :-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 28 2012, 1:54am
    Love the Beach Boys! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Mar 3 2012, 12:25am
        ty gramma :-) it's my pleasure // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Mar 3 2012, 2:40am

 
 
 

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