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Sting, a parody inspired by the recent movie teaser photo

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Feb 4 2012, 5:52am


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STING

A parody of "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt*

most recently inspired by this photo:

http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/thehobbit8.jpg

I think weíve gone off track
We canít find our way back,
We saw feasting in the clear,
Now weíre alone, in dark and fear.

Iím nearly stuck in the
Web youíre spinning
You want me for your preyÖ.

Old Tomnoddy! Attercop!
Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs
You string my legs up, now I sting you back
Unlikely story but
String my legs up and I sting you back.

Youíre intruding on whatís mine
Got my friends hung up in lines
Iíll find the courage inside me
To set my Dwarf companions free

Cunning in action, arachno-cidal extraction
Iím planning our escape

Lazy Lob and Crazy Cob!
Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs
You sting my friends and now I sting you back
Unlikely story but
Sting my friends and then I sting you back.

You spin, wonít you stop,
You scream, down you drop,
No matter, you fall!
You had to string my Dwarves up.

Now Iíve gone in deep (Elven blade goes deep)
I creep forth with my Ring (with the Ring I creep)
I clean my sword with care (black stains on grass there)
I shall name you, call you Sting (Sting I name you)

Old Tomnoddy! Attercop!
Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs
You sting my friends and now I sting you back
Unlikely story but
Sting my friends and then I sting you back.

You spin, wonít you stop,
You scream, down you drop,
No matter matter matter matter, you fall!
You had to string my Dwarves up.

Ooh spiderwebs
Sting my friends and then I sting you back
Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs
Sting my friends and then I sting you back
Oh wonít you stop,
Olí Attercop!
No matter matter matter, you fall!
You had to string my Dwarves up.
You spin, wonít you stop,
You scream, down you drop,
No matter, you fall.
No matter, you fall.

Youíre weaving, winding spiderwebs
Sting my friends and then I sting you back
Canít get me inside your webs
Sting my friends and then I sting you back

(Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs) Oh wonít you stop,
(Sting my friends and then I sting you back) You scream, down you drop
(Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs) You had to string my Dwarves up
(Sting my friends and then I sting you back) Olí Attercop!
(Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs) No matter matter matter, you fall
(Sting my friends and then I sting you back) When you string my Dwarves up.
Iím cuttiní through your spiderwebs
Sting my friends and then I sting you back.



*source song links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x99LBOgmpFI
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/2960/

BTW, this would appear to be my 20th parody posted here. Thanks for putting up with me. Smile

Previous parodies:

Denethor's Lament (Carry On Wayward Son) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=415517;#415517

The Steward and the Shieldmaiden (That Same Old Lang Syne) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=414625;#414625

Gollum's Other Song (My Generation) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=412763;#412763

'Twas the Deep Breath Ere Plunging (A Visit from Saint Nicholas) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411603;#411603

Amon Hen or the Breaking of the Fellowship (Solsbury Hill) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411550;#411550

Boromir's Song, or Minas Tirith (Sweet Home Alabama) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411546;#411546

Ode To Gandalf (Pride in the Name of Love) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411541;#411541

The Party Tree (Octopus' Garden) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411538;#411538

Bilbo the Burglar Baggins, or How the Ring Left Gollum (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=411079;#411079

Legolas and Gimli ("Don't Stop Believin') http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=405238;#405238

The Council of Elrond http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=402450;#402450

The Gardener (The Boxer) "Theatrical Edition"http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=401733;#401733 and "Special Extended Edition" http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=402450;#402450

The Hobbit 1.5 (Ziggy Stardust) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=392296;#392296

Saruman (Piano Man) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=391392;#391392

Arwen's Choice, or The Grey Havens (Stairway to Heaven) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=390105;#390105

Aragorn (All-Star) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=389106;#389106

…owyn Versus the Witchking (Centerfold) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=388333;#388333

Moria (Hotel California) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=387840;#387840

In the Second Age (12 Days of Christmas) http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=384117;#384117

I'll put them on a website and link to it...at some point.


Subject User Time
Sting, a parody inspired by the recent movie teaser photo Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 4 2012, 5:52am
    wow Ruxendil!, you're parodies continue to entertain me!! and amaze me! :) Xanaseb Send a private message to Xanaseb Feb 4 2012, 11:38am
    We're not worith! Otaku-sempai Send a private message to Otaku-sempai Feb 4 2012, 8:31pm
    Very cool. When do we get to hear the album? Gwytha Send a private message to Gwytha Feb 4 2012, 8:42pm
    Thanks! and correction for the record Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 5 2012, 12:27am
        Wonderful list! But please recheck link for The Gardener ElanorTX Send a private message to ElanorTX Feb 5 2012, 11:58am
            Good catch ElanorTX! Corrected list is here: Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 5 2012, 4:59pm
    Once again... Way Cool!! :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 5 2012, 4:15pm
        Thanks gramma :-) // Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 6 2012, 2:29am
    Amazing! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 6 2012, 1:48am
        thanks dernwyn :-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Feb 6 2012, 3:09am

 
 
 

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