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stormcrow20
Gondor


Jan 25 2012, 1:37am

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Caption Contest! Can't Post

2012 is here! The year that The Hobbit (part one!) finally hits theaters! So let's begin a new year of Caption Contests with an image that is long overdue for captioning...



Altaira
Superuser / Moderator


Jan 25 2012, 2:07am

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Eggs - check. Cold chicken - check. Confusticate and bother! I can't believe I forgot to get the pickles!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

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Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 25 2012, 2:16am

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Armitage: "Quiet down Rob... Rob?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 25 2012, 2:30am

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*snort* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 25 2012, 2:31am

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Thorin: "If he spots that bit about the Hobbit doing all the camp-work, we're done for." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 25 2012, 2:33am

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"According to this smial-owner manual, [In reply to] Can't Post

the built-in Stargate has a default-setting to link to the nearest hall of Dwarves."

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kristin Thompson
Rohan


Jan 25 2012, 2:35am

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Just as Martin's ears and feet were firmly attached, the new dialogue for the day had been slipped under his door. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Jan 25 2012, 3:56am

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Feigning interest in a random scrap parchment full of his discarded notes (which he held upside-down), Bilbo hoped maybe the unexpected "guests" would leave on their own.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Had a dream, declared my son being woken,
Heard a voice: Seek for the sword that was broken,
There shall be counsels taken
Of the Doom near at hand,

In Imladris there it dwells,
it had spoken,
Youíll be shown stronger than spells there a token,
For Isildurís Bane shall awaken,
And the Halfling forth shall stand!


Carry on my wayward son,
Then home please, when you are done.
When youíre here, youíll head the rest
Who defy Mordor.


DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 25 2012, 9:33am

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You're fired [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jan 25 2012, 12:04pm

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Let's see....naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty *tsk* naughty, Balin... nice... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




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Otaku-sempai
Immortal

Jan 25 2012, 2:38pm

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"The cover letter made this sound so simple!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Jan 25 2012, 6:39pm

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Thorin's list of supplies was nearly illegible, [In reply to] Can't Post

simply because no one had ever taught him cursive.



And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jan 25 2012, 7:22pm

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*Ack!* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How will you get to the Lonely Mountain?

Help TORn log enough miles to get us to Smaug's home by Dec. 2013: Walk to Rivendell - Thursdays on Main (image courtesy of Arwen's daughter)


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jan 25 2012, 7:23pm

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Wait? I have to marry Tar...Tor...Tauriel WHO?! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How will you get to the Lonely Mountain?

Help TORn log enough miles to get us to Smaug's home by Dec. 2013: Walk to Rivendell - Thursdays on Main (image courtesy of Arwen's daughter)


telain
Rohan

Jan 25 2012, 8:58pm

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Escape clause, escape clause...surely it's here somewhere...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Mad Hatter of Middle-Earth
Lorien


Jan 25 2012, 8:59pm

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Gandalf's Bucket List: Put Hobbits in danger, dance at a Hobbit party, flirt with Galadriel, slay the balrog... [In reply to] Can't Post

 

All you have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to you...


Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Jan 25 2012, 9:31pm

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*mods up* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Jan 25 2012, 9:33pm

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I'm not sure all that treasure is worth filling out these tax forms. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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DanielLB
Immortal


Jan 25 2012, 10:01pm

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Hobbiton census 2941 Third Age [In reply to] Can't Post

Question 2: Apart from usual residents, who else is staying overnight here on 26th April 2941?

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 26 2012, 1:01am

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Gandalf, whatís this about a ďhobbit to be named laterď? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Oh, Gandalf, Gandalf, you fool! Canít you see how I feel?"
"Yeah, I see. I see our troubles donít amount to a hill of beans. You belong with Celeborn. And I need to go find the only one who can save us."



Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 26 2012, 1:02am

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I only get 5% of the Dragon Burger franchise? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Oh, Gandalf, Gandalf, you fool! Canít you see how I feel?"
"Yeah, I see. I see our troubles donít amount to a hill of beans. You belong with Celeborn. And I need to go find the only one who can save us."



Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 26 2012, 1:03am

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Wait a minute! You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause!! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Oh, Gandalf, Gandalf, you fool! Canít you see how I feel?"
"Yeah, I see. I see our troubles donít amount to a hill of beans. You belong with Celeborn. And I need to go find the only one who can save us."



Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 26 2012, 2:35am

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The party of the first part shall be known in this contract....// [In reply to] Can't Post

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Silverlode

"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you."
-On Fairy Stories


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 26 2012, 5:05am

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"Snow White's on the tele and me with all this confounded paperwork to do!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 26 2012, 5:06am

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nice one. XD // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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