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Dagonet
Lorien
Sep 17 2007, 8:20pm
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Okay, Okay here's a good one. X-men vs. The Fellowship?
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Who would win? I mean X-men have like super human powers but Legolas and Aragorn know some curses and such... Honestly, I'd think I'd have to go with X-men no matter how much I want to go with The Fellowship.
Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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Patty
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Sep 17 2007, 8:46pm
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Yeah, the X-Men would win this one...
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especially if Jean Grey is there.
For Gondor!
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Darkstone
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Sep 17 2007, 9:05pm
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The Fellowship wipes the floor with the X-Men
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Aragorn begins commiserating with Cyclops and Wolverine about lost loves and turns them both into quivering masses of lovelorn angst. Storm is charmed and distracted when Gimli, as usual, makes a successful play for the nearest blonde babe. Rogue drains Pippin’s stupidity power and wreaks havoc among her own side. And Gandalf, a master of “sanwe-latya” (Middle-earth psionics.) for over 300 lives of Men, is able to turn Professor Xavier into a drooling idiot with just one thought.
No contest.
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Donry
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Sep 17 2007, 10:45pm
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the X-men would win this one....but I hope somebody from the Fellowship takes care of that punk Gambit.
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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dernwyn
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Sep 18 2007, 1:02am
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...And Gandalf, a master of “sanwe-latya” (Middle-earth psionics.) for over 300 lives of Men, is able to turn Professor Xavier into a drooling idiot with just one thought.
Just one thought, eh? Inquiring minds want to know what exactly that one thought is! 
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"Only I hear the stones lament them: deep they delved us, fair they wrought us, high they builded us; but they are gone. They are gone. They sought the Havens long ago."
(Avatar pic: The Calanais stones, Isle of Lewis)
"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915
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Dagonet
Lorien
Sep 18 2007, 11:01pm
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Pheonix would dissolve Gandalf before, he got to that. Not that I'm wishing that on Gandalf!
Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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Darkstone
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Sep 18 2007, 11:08pm
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Legolas can take out a high flying Nazgul with one shot in the dark. A brightly lit low flying Phoenix is no problem at all.
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Sep 18 2007, 11:15pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Sep 18 2007, 11:22pm
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Sam distracts him by cooking up some cajun style rabbit and sweet potatoes. When the distracted Gambit bends over to take a whiff Sam flattens him with a skillet.
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Donry
Tol Eressea
Sep 18 2007, 11:45pm
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I couldn't think of a better ending to the ragin cajun than Sam belting him with a pan.....and good ol' Bill can sit on him to keep him from getting back up.
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Patty
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Sep 19 2007, 3:44am
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We need to have a mass burning of all things Ezpeleta.
For Gondor!
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Ga-laddie-riel
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Sep 19 2007, 10:46pm
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I mean, shiver me timbers! If you were Kyriel we would at least have had some warning.
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Patty
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Sep 20 2007, 2:24pm
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She does at least warn us. But woe to the person who doesn't get her hint!
For Gondor!
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Tyler
Lorien
Sep 21 2007, 12:19pm
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Beast tearing frodo apart is the first thing that comes to mind.
eww  hobbit guts
Never doubt that a small group of peple can change the world indeed,that is the onely thing that ever has......Margaret mead
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the artist formerly known as sparki
Bree
Sep 23 2007, 5:34pm
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I'd love to see this... but I still think the X-Men would beat them senseless.
Is Jean Gray herself or the Phoenix at this point? Either way realistically she could probably melt a couple of young Hobbits... the rest is history...
I'd like to see Magneto have a go at mithril as well 
Yes, I used to be sparki.
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stormcrow20
Gondor
Sep 26 2007, 8:12pm
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Which Phoenix we're talking about here...movie or comic book.
Movie Phoenix taken out by one arrow, maybe.
Comic Phoenix, destroyer of a star, I don't think so.
As for Gandalf vs. Prof. X.... after a slight struggle, I agree that Gandalf would win. Xavier's lucky though, Gandalf could have just used the wack-a-steward maneuver.
Expect me when you see me.
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Tyler
Lorien
Sep 27 2007, 10:17pm
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I like it alot.
Never doubt that a small group of peple can change the world indeed,that is the onely thing that ever has......Margaret mead
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Donry
Tol Eressea
Oct 1 2007, 2:46am
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Colossus is gonna run rampant in Middle Earth....I mean really....who's gonna take him out? Swords won't work.....the guy can pull engines out of cars...
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Dagonet
Lorien
Oct 1 2007, 8:27pm
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is it not?
Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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SandWitch King
Rohan
Oct 5 2007, 4:50am
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Does Frodo know how to weild the ring?
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If not, the Fellowship has no hope. Despite Gandalf and Legolas being kinda immortal, they would be on boats headed west pretty fast - and it doesn't really even matter which version of the X-Men you are asking about.
No wonder all writers want to direct: one still has to put up with a load of nonsense, but even if wearing two hats (writer and director), there is one under which one is not called a thief and then raped - David Mamet
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numenor888
The Shire
Oct 18 2007, 9:37pm
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that the fellowship would kick their butt
Numenor
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theredsunrises
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Oct 19 2007, 12:53am
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Fellowship would win, hands down.
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Fellowship has Legolas and Aragorn, of course their gonna win! Doth no one agree?
"The red sun rises in the East. Blood has been spilled."--Legolas
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Dagonet
Lorien
Oct 21 2007, 6:27pm
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It's not that no one agrees they should win,
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It's that the Phoenix would dissolve The Fellowship before they even drew their swords...
Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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aragons girl
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Nov 29 2007, 4:48am
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sounds like the beging of a great movie ........i like it !
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numenor888
The Shire
Apr 16 2008, 11:15pm
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screw th felolowsip go eomer
The risky Ranger
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