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Kate Moss versus Gollum.


Nov 9 2011, 10:02pm

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Kate Moss versus Gollum. Can't Post

Straight walk-off, old school rules.

First model walks, second model duplicates, then elaborates.

Who wins, and in how many rounds?

How many months to Hobbiton?
Four and ten.
Can I get there by candle-light?
Yes, there and back again.

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Nov 9 2011, 10:04pm)


Nov 30 2011, 6:28pm

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Hmmm, they are more similar in some respects than one would think [In reply to] Can't Post

Both have an "addiction" history.


Kate would take some early punishment from Gollum but being larger ,and if both craved the same thing, she would win by freezing him with her touch and then jamming high heels into his large eye sockets.

(This post was edited by Eruonen on Nov 30 2011, 6:29pm)


Dec 1 2011, 3:15am

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Kate Moss. Gollum's fashion sense is so Third Age minimalist...// [In reply to] Can't Post



Jan 16 2012, 4:00pm

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No Zoolander fans? [In reply to] Can't Post

Anyway, I'd go with Kate Moss, since she's the professional, unless Gollum eats her, which he could in one bite, and so he'd win by default.

"Oh, Gandalf, Gandalf, you fool! Canít you see how I feel?"
"Yeah, I see. I see our troubles donít amount to a hill of beans. You belong with Celeborn. And I need to go find the only one who can save us."


Jan 7 2014, 4:43pm

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gollum [In reply to] Can't Post



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